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Old 04-15-2018 | 06:50 PM
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The image and appearance of attractive FA’s almost anywhere let alone Envoy is just a fantasy now.
Old 04-15-2018 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by flysooner9
If you want good stories try to find someone who was on the ATR way way back in the day. I heard some crazy stuff.
It was the turboprops. It set up a harmonic vibration. In the Electra, it would snap a wing off - at least until they changed the main spar frequency with stiffeners. In the ATR it simply jiggled FA parts that aroused erotic sensations. I think the French actually made that a design priority, more so than anti-ice even.
Old 04-15-2018 | 09:24 PM
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All the FAs ive flown with have been great. There are however only a few that would be worth a second glance
Old 04-15-2018 | 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by MD-11Loader
Best advice, don’t dip your pen in the company ink. Last thing you need is the crew room knowing what you’re in to and having drama derail your career. Snag a mainline flight attendant. At least she’ll make some money and can afford to buy a meal now and then.
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Originally Posted by in2deep
All the FAs ive flown with have been great. There are however only a few that would be worth a second glance
Did you end up going2deep?
Old 04-16-2018 | 06:36 AM
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Not today Human Resources, Not Today...!
Old 04-16-2018 | 06:54 AM
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When you boys figure out which airline has the hottest MEN pilots, let me know...ok?

Stay shallow my friends!
Old 04-16-2018 | 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by HardLemonade
You're barking up the wrong tree, hombre. Do you want to be laughed at behind your back? Want a reputation that'll follow you around like the stench of unwashed vagina? Then by all means ..make sure to creepily follow them around the terminal on your sits too.

Otherwise, be a man like the rest of us and chase those beavers on overnights. Plenty of local classy hoochies anywhere we go. No envoy baggage attached. Just beware of the National Geographic, saggy, baggy, droopy boobie.
You missed the part about pilot error.
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Originally Posted by ENH017
Directions to actually attractive flight attendants:



Careers » SkyWest Airlines


Absolutely false. There are some but OO from my experience is just as bad. Mainline is where it’s at apparently


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Old 04-16-2018 | 07:13 PM
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What a stupid thread. Please delete this.....

There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
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