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Old 10-22-2007, 04:37 PM
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(for those flying the smaller planes)
55. That wasn't me, must have been someone in the back.
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Old 10-22-2007, 04:43 PM
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(After a mistake is made in GA)
56. "I'm a student pilot, sorry!"
57. My logbook is accurate.
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Old 10-22-2007, 04:45 PM
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55. "if you can land the sim....you can land the plane...."
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Old 10-22-2007, 07:15 PM
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50. "I was on a landline...aircraft calling say again."

Sorry, but that one's true: fewer assistant controllers to take that call, so I gotta do it all!


Here's mine for you:

#58 Me: "Say climb-rate".... (any RJ1/2) "A thousand a minute"...
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Old 10-22-2007, 07:34 PM
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#59: Center:What's your indicate airspeed
Us: Ummmm 300kts(reading 270ish)
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:37 PM
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60) "We're just below the bases here..."
61) "We'll climb right up through freezing layer no problem"
62) "Yea it's all preflighted"
63) "...I got the weather too..."
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:58 AM
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64. "that line of storms is only a mile or two thick........."
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Old 10-23-2007, 09:14 AM
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65. ATC: "We're painting an area of heavy precipitation 60 miles ahead"
us: "Will direct XYZ airport should keep us out of it?.."
ATC: "Yes sir"
us: "Then we see it too..."
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Old 10-23-2007, 01:37 PM
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55. Yeah, all those things broke on the flight home.
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Old 10-23-2007, 11:36 PM
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66. I fly an all Glass DC-3.
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