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Old 12-19-2007 | 03:39 PM
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I'll have to use that wiggly prop one the next time I fly...
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Old 12-19-2007 | 05:14 PM
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Universal PA. Works for any ground or flight operation. "Hang on folks, we're going to try something".
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Old 12-21-2007 | 09:24 AM
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"Praise Allah!!!!"
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Old 12-21-2007 | 01:46 PM
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From the pilot infront of you on the approach "Yeah, just broke out right at minimums!"
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Old 12-21-2007 | 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by CRJDriver
10. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking and I really don't feel life is worth living anymore.

9. We are now cruising at an altitude of ... ummm..well, hell, I don't know.

8. Could someone please come up here and explain what this button does?

7. Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes!!!!!! Just kidding.

6. Would one of the flight attendants please bring me a scotch on the rocks. And keep 'em coming.

5. This is ... ummmm ... this is your ... ummmm ... damn, I seem to have lost my memory.

4. Passengers on the right side of the plane, doesn't that engine sound funny to you?

3. Welcome aboard Flight 109 ... you idiots.

2. Good Lord, Bob! We're going to crash! Ooops, is this intercom on?

1. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be on the ground in approximately 10 minutes. One way or the other.


Absolutely hysterical !!!!!
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Old 12-22-2007 | 12:33 PM
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For the airborne troops in back of # 10 aircraft in the formation: Lead aircraft just got shot down. We'll be at the drop zone in one minute.
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Old 12-22-2007 | 05:09 PM
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"You have the plane number 1, I've got to go number 2"
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Old 12-24-2007 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Ftrooppilot
For the airborne troops in back of # 10 aircraft in the formation: Lead aircraft just got shot down. We'll be at the drop zone in one minute.
I would freak OUT

Funny though
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