"mmm pie... I can go for some good american pie, where is it at?? i cant see it.."

 

Me, I'm a good second, maybe even a third grade speaker.


I honestly can't believe this thread hasn't been locked.


How bout them Bengals. Who Dey!

 

We Dey!

Go Steelers

 

I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this, but, okay, game on!

One foggy night, a Bengals fan was heading north from Cincinnati and a Steelers fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Steelers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Bengals fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Pittsburgh fan walks over to the Cincinnati man and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Bengals fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Cincinnatian then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Steeler, "I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Steeler fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Pittsburgh fan hands it back to the Bengals fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Bengals fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

 

Hand the pie over.

 

Jed hang lose blood, she gonna ketchup on the rebound on da medi-cy.

 

Somebody got owned!!!! (Or pawned, whatever the brats are saying nowadays)

 

Avacadoes make guacamole

 

Never look directly at a solar eclipse.

 

"The United States has 10 days to withdraw its troops from the holy-land. If this condition is not met, on the 11th day, we will eat the pie. I call on all Muslims to join in the eating of pies world wide, against the Americans regime. If you fail to comply with our demands, the horrors of eating pie will be witnessed throughout the whole civilised world on live television"