Ignorance
08-05-2008 | 09:30 AM
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We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don?t go anywhere. (pensioners agree) Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. (Burns and Smithers sigh) They didn?t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
08-05-2008 | 09:50 AM
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I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this, but, okay, game on!
One foggy night, a Bengals fan was heading north from Cincinnati and a Steelers fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Steelers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Bengals fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Pittsburgh fan walks over to the Cincinnati man and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Bengals fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Cincinnatian then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Steeler, "I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Steeler fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Pittsburgh fan hands it back to the Bengals fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Bengals fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
One foggy night, a Bengals fan was heading north from Cincinnati and a Steelers fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Steelers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Bengals fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Pittsburgh fan walks over to the Cincinnati man and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Bengals fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Cincinnatian then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Steeler, "I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Steeler fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Pittsburgh fan hands it back to the Bengals fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Bengals fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
haha ill admit thats a good story, i could easily be offended and go on a tirade about the 5 rings we've won compared to your.... wait have yin's ever won one?
lol all in fun
08-05-2008 | 01:15 PM
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tack on the time to respond to your wasted time total Sometimes its like that yo...Why you gotta hate?
Holla,
DJ Stripmall
08-05-2008 | 01:56 PM
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Yeah, but a bunch of jokers with nothing to do, poking fun at someone, and finally- for once, not yacking away about airplane talk. Its actually a good change.
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08-05-2008 | 03:38 PM
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From: Lear 35/31 FO
