Chuck Norris: Rules To Fly By...
11-01-2008, 08:15 PM
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Some kids **** their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can **** his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
11-01-2008, 10:00 PM
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
11-01-2008, 10:03 PM
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-Chuck Norris does not own a microwave or oven because revenge is a dish best served cold
-Chuck Norris does not sleep he waits
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked so fast that his foot traveled back into time and hit Amelia Earhart's plane
-Chuck Norris does not sleep he waits
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked so fast that his foot traveled back into time and hit Amelia Earhart's plane
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