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joel payne 05-10-2006 07:47 PM

Where were all these ladies when I had 36 hour layovers at the Westin in SFO?

Crashman 05-11-2006 06:20 AM

Love
 

Originally Posted by joel payne
Where were all these ladies when I had 36 hour layovers at the Westin in SFO?

Ummm... over in the Marriott with UConn? Apparently. Love your av, animals, lovely skin you have there... I also love this thread, but I'm rapidly running out of crummy aviation sex jokes. :D

UConnQB14 05-11-2006 12:51 PM

skygirl:
yeah thats me... i was told the football game photo of me at QB didnt show my body...
... a thousand apologies to the men around here.. i am just giving the ladies the insight into whats under the jacket and 4 stripes of ALL airline captains

skygirl, how old are ya then?

pvh

calcapt 05-11-2006 02:50 PM

Attention all lusters and so-called pilots on this thread:

Me, Skygirl and Mzkat are hooking up on a business meeting in Dallas next Tuesday and Wednesday. We are meeting to discuss appropriate topics for this forum and plan to also cover several other things. This thread has been somewhat taken over by the ladies and I for one won't stand for it. They talk of cosmo articles, orgasms, cute pilots in the terminals and all sorts of things that make me crazy. I plan to give both of them a piece of my mind and explain to them that we are professional pilots here, not simply horn dogs out for free beer, breakfast and newspapers. They need to know that there is a deeper more intellectual side to us than that! Don't kid yourselves guys, this is a war. I plan to arrive with all the protection necessary to prevail. I will report back later when I straighten these two hooligans out. Wish me luck....

UConnQB14 05-11-2006 04:31 PM

did you say free beer?

mzkat1979 05-11-2006 05:02 PM

what was that calcapt?
 

Originally Posted by calcapt
Attention all lusters and so-called pilots on this thread:

Me, Skygirl and Mzkat are hooking up on a business meeting in Dallas next Tuesday and Wednesday. We are meeting to discuss appropriate topics for this forum and plan to also cover several other things. This thread has been somewhat taken over by the ladies and I for one won't stand for it. They talk of cosmo articles, orgasms, cute pilots in the terminals and all sorts of things that make me crazy. I plan to give both of them a piece of my mind and explain to them that we are professional pilots here, not simply horn dogs out for free beer, breakfast and newspapers. They need to know that there is a deeper more intellectual side to us than that! Don't kid yourselves guys, this is a war. I plan to arrive with all the protection necessary to prevail. I will report back later when I straighten these two hooligans out. Wish me luck....

makes you what?
http://www.imgmonkey.com/image/9458-cosmo.bmp

calcapt 05-11-2006 05:17 PM

Note to self:

Discuss with Mzkat and Skygirl on Tuesday:

1. 8 places to....
2. Touch him where?
3. O's unlimited another, another, another etc....
4. Time permitting, discuss their feelings about the recent USAir/America West merger.

calcapt 05-11-2006 05:20 PM

you know
 

Originally Posted by mzkat1979

Must I translate in gutter talk?;)

animals 05-11-2006 05:23 PM

thanks crash... lol at your signature ...'crash stuff'
free beer? I'm there too...

mzkat1979 05-11-2006 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by calcapt
Note to self:

Discuss with Mzkat and Skygirl on Tuesday:

1. 8 places to....
2. Touch him where?
3. O's unlimited another, another, another etc....
4. Time permitting, discuss their feelings about the recent USAir/America West merger.


and four things you do that turn him off... in case you get in an uncomfortable situation with a co-pilot mid flight? always better to have a plan, just in case


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