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mzkat1979 05-10-2006 12:36 PM

my non-effective pickup
 
but he was married anyway, it was less of a pickup and more of a harmless flirt. i was in the magazine store looking to pick up a time or a us news, but i glaced by the trashy women's magazines to find a cosmo. the main feature was "orgasms unlimited," and i couldn't resist. i picked up my us news and cosmo. i finished the magazines in the plane and in atlanta i approached an extremely cute pilot, who had exchanged glances with me earlier with "hey, have you read this us news yet? great article about uganda" he's like "oh, no I haven't"

so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?" i made him blush. he replyed "ummmm, well, i'd never thought id say no to that, but i can not be carrying around a cosmo"

Slice 05-10-2006 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by mzkat1979
but he was married anyway, it was less of a pickup and more of a harmless flirt. i was in the magazine store looking to pick up a time or a us news, but i glaced by the trashy women's magazines to find a cosmo. the main feature was "orgasms unlimited," and i couldn't resist. i picked up my us news and cosmo. i finished the magazines in the plane and in atlanta i approached an extremely cute pilot, who had exchanged glances with me earlier with "hey, have you read this us news yet? great article about uganda" he's like "oh, no I haven't"

so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?" i made him blush. he replyed "ummmm, well, i'd never thought id say no to that, but i can not be carrying around a cosmo"

You naughty girl you! ;) You may be able to pawn off the Cosmo on a few male FA's, however.

animals 05-10-2006 03:42 PM

Was that really the main feature of this month's mag, mzkat? Sometimes I think you are a wolf in sheep's clothing (or a male FA in girly clothing)...

mzkat1979 05-10-2006 04:28 PM

actually, i think that's the feature in every issue of cosmo. your reverse psychology tactics aren't going to work here.

animals 05-10-2006 05:10 PM

I hope not, since I'm a girl... :)

mzkat1979 05-10-2006 05:29 PM

heheh... oh, then me too! :o

Slice 05-10-2006 05:32 PM

Alright, more women!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

mzkat1979 05-10-2006 05:34 PM

i think some of you guys need to take slice out to a strip club ;)

animals 05-10-2006 05:36 PM

... lol ...

Slice 05-10-2006 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by mzkat1979
i think some of you guys need to take slice out to a strip club ;)

Every man knows it's better to go with women...brings the dancers over like bees to honey.:cool:


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