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Old 01-19-2009 | 03:21 PM
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With all the furloughs going on, everyone is on the lookout to make some extra cash whenever possible. How about doing what this fellow did? The women can donate eggs.

Donate sperm to make extra cash? | Top Stories | KING5.com | News for Seattle, Washington

[Here's a personal story. When I first got married, we had trouble conceiving so I went the sperm bank route. It was a lot of fun looking through The Book and picking out the features I wanted in my child. Alas, it didn't work. The best way to get pregnant, I found out, is still old fashioned sex with the donor.]


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Donate blood
Walk dogs
Housesit
Teach English As A Second Language (ESL)
Prepare taxes
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Old 01-19-2009 | 08:40 PM
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Or you could do this:

YouTube - Sperm collection from a bull elephant...
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Old 01-19-2009 | 08:56 PM
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"80% rejected". I wonder what the minimums are
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Old 01-19-2009 | 09:04 PM
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Well, let's post some pics that we can "donate" to.
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Old 01-20-2009 | 02:32 AM
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I can't imagine doing that. The thought that I may have a kid out there somewhere that I don't know about is pretty unsettling.
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Old 01-20-2009 | 07:13 AM
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And I'm not about to deposit anything into a bank where I get penalized for an early withdrawal.
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Old 01-20-2009 | 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Photon
"80% rejected". I wonder what the minimums are
Range and accuracy?

CE
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Old 01-20-2009 | 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Photon
"80% rejected". I wonder what the minimums are
I looked into it a while back and they had lots of IQ/personality/shrink test that you had to pass. These test alone would eliminate about 98% of the pilot population Now if a woman was looking for a kid who would know where to snag the USA today for free in over 64 cities, calculate a 5% tip on a 6.35 discounted meal, and have a tendency to have multiple ex-wives, then by all means snag a Captain on an overnight an hope for the best
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Old 01-21-2009 | 12:23 AM
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These test alone would eliminate about 98% of the pilot population

calculate a 5% tip on a 6.35 discounted meal

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (LOL, to you youngsters).

Herk, that's the best post I've read in months.
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Old 01-21-2009 | 05:10 AM
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I just got a link to this yesterday, and this thread came right to mind NWS


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