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Old 07-03-2011 | 09:32 AM
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Make some smart-ass PA after the landing. Here's an example going into say Columbus, Ohio. "Excuse me folks, I know our landing might have been a little hard, but like your Buckeyes, we'll take a touchdown anyway we can get one even if it is a little ugly."
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Old 07-03-2011 | 09:33 AM
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why don't you just tell them the truth!!!! no one to blame but yourself! aim for the tdz, centerline, and on speed! hard landings happens to everyone!!!!
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Old 07-03-2011 | 09:37 AM
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Default the old standby....

"I hope Day 2 goes a little better"
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Old 07-03-2011 | 09:46 AM
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You get what you pay for.
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Old 07-03-2011 | 09:53 AM
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Sorry about the landing, I'll tell him not to do that again.

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Old 07-03-2011 | 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by dosbo
You get what you pay for.

*ouch*, don't forget to tip, he'll be here all week folks!!!
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Old 07-03-2011 | 09:58 AM
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Just keep the bullet proof door locked until they are all gone.
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Old 07-03-2011 | 10:02 AM
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I always just told them the truth, "I have a few thousand landings, they aren't all great. Can't win 'em all."

Now I never see them, by the time we are done in the cockpit the upper deck is cleared out.
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Old 07-03-2011 | 10:09 AM
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"I'm used to landing on boats"

they don't know that I've never landed on a boat and instantly think I'm as good a pilot at Tom Cruise.
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Old 07-03-2011 | 10:31 AM
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I took a long blink
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