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07-03-2011 | 07:13 PM

#51

ImTumbleweed

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Whenever I plant one I say (in a voice like I just won a prize fight):

"Take that ...EARTH!"

Cheers,
ImTumbleweed

07-03-2011 | 07:19 PM

#52

rotorhead1026

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From: The Far Side

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Originally Posted by hockeypilot44

Make some smart-ass PA after the landing. Here's an example going into say Columbus, Ohio. "Excuse me folks, I know our landing might have been a little hard, but like your Buckeyes, we'll take a touchdown anyway we can get one even if it is a little ugly."

"This is Captain Jim Tressel". Bear with me; I've only been doing this a couple of weeks".

07-03-2011 | 07:36 PM

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FlyingViking

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From: B-7ER JFK

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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp

"sorry, the other guy refused to hold my beer."

I dare you.....

07-03-2011 | 07:50 PM

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tomgoodman

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"I had to bounce over a turtle that was crossing the runway."

07-03-2011 | 08:11 PM

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1 word. Windshear.

I loved that sign outside of the Springfield airport in the Simpsons:

Springfield International Airport
The Birth Place of Windshear

07-03-2011 | 08:20 PM

#56

GBU-24

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tomgoodman

"I had to bounce over a turtle that was crossing the runway."

If you bounce one you may have a wei turtle lad.

07-03-2011 | 08:29 PM

#57

DelDah Capt

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"BITE ME"

Short and to the point.

07-03-2011 | 08:54 PM

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HalinTexas

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From: Happily coasting in the left seat until it ends.

"Next time I won't let the controller (or autopilot) land it." Just say something that will confuse the he11 out of them, so they'll tell their friends and sound really stupid.

Another one, "Was it you that left your cell phone on?"

"We thought you had it!"

07-03-2011 | 10:46 PM

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When flying the RJ with stairs for the passengers to exit down I'd give the offending passenger a little push on the way down and when they fell in a crumpled heap I'd proclaim: "How was your landing? Not so easy is it?"

Jk

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