Notices
Hangar Talk For non-aviation-related discussion and aviation threads that don't belong elsewhere

Tool of the day

Old 02-07-2018, 05:43 AM
  #10181  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined APC: Apr 2005
Posts: 202
Default

Originally Posted by RadialGal View Post
So we have:

1. Scab

2. Lives with Mommy

3. Can only find flying work overseas

4. Pedofile

Wow, what a winner.
Pedofile, I think I saw one of those for sale on qvc, did wonders for that gal’s feet, so smooth.
dogpilot is offline  
Old 02-08-2018, 05:35 AM
  #10182  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined APC: Mar 2013
Posts: 539
Default

Originally Posted by dogpilot View Post
Pedofile, I think I saw one of those for sale on qvc, did wonders for that gal’s feet, so smooth.
I think I saw that one. For only 3 easy installments of $19.95 you get:
a) 3 different types of files
b) a small phillipino child
c) a luxurious tracel case

Yup for the smoothest feet around! Does not accept COD
NeverHome is offline  
Old 02-12-2018, 02:44 PM
  #10183  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined APC: Aug 2009
Posts: 578
Default

my Buddy is in Thailand on the 73. He’s furloughed from a former US major and did an evaluation with this sicko. He called him a “fake pilot”.
4runner is offline  
Old 02-15-2018, 03:57 PM
  #10184  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined APC: Mar 2013
Posts: 539
Default

Originally Posted by 4runner View Post
my Buddy is in Thailand on the 73. He’s furloughed from a former US major and did an evaluation with this sicko. He called him a “fake pilot”.
Fake pilot, sure. But undeniably a monster. Its ok, in prison he will get his. Probably will be cast down with the sisters. He will think he was ******* ed by a train.
NeverHome is offline  
Old 02-18-2018, 06:59 PM
  #10185  
Line Holder
 
BigDukeSix's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Oct 2016
Posts: 83
Default

The guy who had personalized hang tags that said “CAPTAIN” very strategically placed so all could see...and no it wasn’t his last name.
BigDukeSix is offline  
Old 02-19-2018, 02:06 AM
  #10186  
Gets Weekends Off
 
captjns's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,904
Default

Originally Posted by BigDukeSix View Post
The guy who had personalized hang tags that said “CAPTAIN” very strategically placed so all could see...and no it wasn’t his last name.
Perhaps the individual’s first name?
captjns is offline  
Old 02-19-2018, 09:19 AM
  #10187  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined APC: Apr 2005
Posts: 202
Default

Originally Posted by BigDukeSix View Post
The guy who had personalized hang tags that said “CAPTAIN” very strategically placed so all could see...and no it wasn’t his last name.
Captain, CAptain, CAPtain, CAPTain, CAPTAin, CAPTAIn, CAPTAIN! With optionional voice tag that when pressed announces your greatness coming. All hail CAPTAIN!
dogpilot is offline  
Old 03-07-2018, 10:04 AM
  #10188  
Number Last
 
PowderFinger's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Sep 2017
Position: Boeing voice activated systems and ACARS commander
Posts: 442
Default

Originally Posted by Rolf View Post
I heard he used to work at EAL...
One of the first to go to work during the strike.

Where do we find such mEN?

At least he doesn't have to worry about retirement now.
PowderFinger is offline  
Old 03-07-2018, 10:09 AM
  #10189  
Number Last
 
PowderFinger's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Sep 2017
Position: Boeing voice activated systems and ACARS commander
Posts: 442
Default

Originally Posted by Rotorwashed View Post
anybody seen capt hollywoods new biopic?

https://youtu.be/Wjn1-pksgDQ
I think the cAPTAIN in that video is a parody of one of UALs SCABs hired in 85 that had the fuzzy dice hanging from the compass ... And made really stupid PAs ... Seems he retired 5-7-2015 ... His son is with us now ... I just hope that apple fell really far from the tree
PowderFinger is offline  
Old 03-27-2018, 06:19 AM
  #10190  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined APC: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,919
Default

https://www.southwestpleasehire.me/

Not calling this guy a tool, but really limits your options when you put something like that out there.
DeadHead is offline  
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Elvis90
Military
2
11-11-2010 09:25 AM
meloveboeing
Regional
5
10-02-2010 07:47 AM
kc135driver
United
119
08-24-2010 08:30 AM
exerauflyboy5
Flight Schools and Training
15
02-18-2009 08:29 PM
Busdriver
JetBlue
70
01-16-2006 10:32 PM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Thread Tools
Search this Thread
Your Privacy Choices