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Old 04-19-2012 | 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by NuGuy
To the individual who pulled into a parking spot and creamed the truck next to them, got out, looked at the damage, then wandered off.

This tools for you...

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Where was that?

We had a Crew Bus sideswipe a Porshe Boxster in ATL once. Car sat there for a couple of weeks.
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Old 04-19-2012 | 01:28 PM
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The guy wearing blue cotton Dockers with a brown leather belt, as his uniform pants.
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Old 04-19-2012 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Had a guy who used to wear 5 stripes (who was actually not a tool).

Had another guy who added tassels to his and promoted himself to Admiral.

Both were pretty funny in the right environment.
I once worked as a contract Captain for a European airline where the FOs wore 2 stripes, the Captains wore 3 and the Captains with over 1500 hours in type wore 4. At the time, only the chief pilot and I had 4 stripes. Chick magnet. Still married to one of them.
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Old 04-19-2012 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Where was that?

We had a Crew Bus sideswipe a Porshe Boxster in ATL once. Car sat there for a couple of weeks.
My car has gotten scraped multiple times on the back left bumper with people pulling into parking spots there... plus a couple obvious crew bag drag marks with people squeezing by.

TOOL.
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Old 04-19-2012 | 01:48 PM
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Had a Captain on the 3-holer many years ago begin his brief like this: I was the youngest test pilot Boeing ever hired and there is nothing you can tell me about this airplane that I don't already know.

Was eventually banned from the left seat. Also was involved in landing at the wrong airport as a permanent F/O on the DC-10. Was shown the door after that. TOOL!
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Old 04-19-2012 | 01:56 PM
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Is this the Dusseldorf ---- Brussels flight?
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Old 04-19-2012 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Had a guy who used to wear 5 stripes (who was actually not a tool).

Had another guy who added tassels to his and promoted himself to Admiral.

Both were pretty funny in the right environment.
Bar was the Five Stripper a former western guy? Just curios...
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Old 04-19-2012 | 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by trlaketige
Had a Captain on the 3-holer many years ago begin his brief like this: I was the youngest test pilot Boeing ever hired and there is nothing you can tell me about this airplane that I don't already know.

Was eventually banned from the left seat. Also was involved in landing at the wrong airport as a permanent F/O on the DC-10. Was shown the door after that. TOOL!

That must have been quite a blow to his ego.
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Old 04-19-2012 | 03:34 PM
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Haha I'm loving this thread.

Now I know I can be a tool on the PA. Its normally on day 3 leg 4, and my mind starts drifting off somehwere else. Then I forget what I was saying so I usually wrap it up with a " once again welcome aboard ."

But the best I ever saw was the captain who for an entire month would do a very professional sounding PA, just to follow it up by repeating the WHOLE thing in Italian!!!! TOOL!!!
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Old 04-19-2012 | 03:36 PM
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chances this thread ever exceeds the latest and greatest at Delta?

i say, 70% chance and thats only because L&G got a 95,000 post head start.
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