Tool of the day
04-19-2012, 01:23 PM
#221
Can't abide NAI
Joined APC: Jun 2007
Position: Douglas Aerospace post production Flight Test & Work Around Engineering bulletin dissembler
Posts: 11,886
Originally Posted by NuGuy
To the individual who pulled into a parking spot and creamed the truck next to them, got out, looked at the damage, then wandered off.
This tools for you...
Nu
This tools for you...
Nu
We had a Crew Bus sideswipe a Porshe Boxster in ATL once. Car sat there for a couple of weeks.
04-19-2012, 01:42 PM
#223
New boss = Old boss
Joined APC: Mar 2005
Position: Ca B737
Posts: 2,762
Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Had a guy who used to wear 5 stripes (who was actually not a tool).
Had another guy who added tassels to his and promoted himself to Admiral.
Both were pretty funny in the right environment.
Had another guy who added tassels to his and promoted himself to Admiral.
Both were pretty funny in the right environment.
04-19-2012, 01:42 PM
#224
Da Hudge
Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: Poodle Whisperer
Posts: 17,473
Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Where was that?
We had a Crew Bus sideswipe a Porshe Boxster in ATL once. Car sat there for a couple of weeks.
We had a Crew Bus sideswipe a Porshe Boxster in ATL once. Car sat there for a couple of weeks.
TOOL.
04-19-2012, 01:48 PM
#225
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jan 2009
Position: B744 F/O
Posts: 141
Had a Captain on the 3-holer many years ago begin his brief like this: I was the youngest test pilot Boeing ever hired and there is nothing you can tell me about this airplane that I don't already know.
Was eventually banned from the left seat. Also was involved in landing at the wrong airport as a permanent F/O on the DC-10. Was shown the door after that. TOOL!
Was eventually banned from the left seat. Also was involved in landing at the wrong airport as a permanent F/O on the DC-10. Was shown the door after that. TOOL!
04-19-2012, 03:00 PM
#227
Sho me da money!
Joined APC: Feb 2007
Position: B25, Left
Posts: 947
Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Had a guy who used to wear 5 stripes (who was actually not a tool).
Had another guy who added tassels to his and promoted himself to Admiral.
Both were pretty funny in the right environment.
Had another guy who added tassels to his and promoted himself to Admiral.
Both were pretty funny in the right environment.
04-19-2012, 03:12 PM
#228
The Brown Dot +1
Joined APC: Jun 2009
Position: 777B
Posts: 7,775
Originally Posted by trlaketige
Had a Captain on the 3-holer many years ago begin his brief like this: I was the youngest test pilot Boeing ever hired and there is nothing you can tell me about this airplane that I don't already know.
Was eventually banned from the left seat. Also was involved in landing at the wrong airport as a permanent F/O on the DC-10. Was shown the door after that. TOOL!
Was eventually banned from the left seat. Also was involved in landing at the wrong airport as a permanent F/O on the DC-10. Was shown the door after that. TOOL!
That must have been quite a blow to his ego.
04-19-2012, 03:34 PM
#229
Line Holder
Joined APC: Mar 2011
Posts: 38
Haha I'm loving this thread.
Now I know I can be a tool on the PA. Its normally on day 3 leg 4, and my mind starts drifting off somehwere else. Then I forget what I was saying so I usually wrap it up with a " once again welcome aboard ."
But the best I ever saw was the captain who for an entire month would do a very professional sounding PA, just to follow it up by repeating the WHOLE thing in Italian!!!! TOOL!!!
Now I know I can be a tool on the PA. Its normally on day 3 leg 4, and my mind starts drifting off somehwere else. Then I forget what I was saying so I usually wrap it up with a " once again welcome aboard ."
But the best I ever saw was the captain who for an entire month would do a very professional sounding PA, just to follow it up by repeating the WHOLE thing in Italian!!!! TOOL!!!
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