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Damned Jesus freaks who found the way, and won't give it a rest when they're told how happy we are they've found the way, and give a rest... But NOOOOOO they just can't seem to give it a rest. Especially at O-dark 30:mad:

Had a Dallas guy get deadheaded to NY once because he was on RSV to fly a 4 day with me when I was in NY. We got 25 minutes into the trip and he said he had to say a prayer to the good lord and savior jesus christ to forgive us for our sins, every time I cursed. Said he knew what the right seat was like, and just wanted me to know. I didnt talk for 4 days, as the other captains in NY had ruined my vocabulary.

If there's no hell, then why all the fuss?

I said "if". Maybe that's it

TW

throttleweenie

08-13-2012 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by throttleweenie (Post 1243050)

What is an air pocket? What's it made out of? What's in it?

TW

1. sort of like a gravity spike
2. not air
3. Lint, oh, and at the bottom, there are idiots.

:eek:

No, the gravity spike is what you use to pop the air pocket with. Then the lint, which has migrates from your navel, is used as a non-meat filler to create a cozy place for the idiots to nestle in the bottom of the pocket. Hopefully, a zippered or button-down.

TW

throttleweenie

08-13-2012 06:13 PM

I view all the threads on this forum as very high in entertainment value. TOTD is tops in that field. Doesn't do much for my insomnia though.

TW

PBSG	08-13-2012 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by captjns (Post 1244273)

Years ago when I was an FO we had a CAL jumpseater reading a book about "How to convert people to be evangelical." When he brought up being saved on the taxiout the CA looks at him and says "You're not one of THOSE guys, are you?". The JS, still smiling away, says "Son, by the end of this flight I will make you a believer". Without saying a word the CA keys the mic and tells ground "We need to stop and we may need to go back to the gate". CA turns around and says "Dad, you can either **** now or you can preach the gospel at the gate. Your choice." CAL guy didn't make a peep the rest of the way.

Red Forman

08-13-2012 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1245000)

Airline Training School - a Journal

yeah. I... wow.

-80ktsClamp
Airline Captain

This guy just won Douche of the Decade.

Sincerely,
Major Captain America Superpilot

lakehouse

08-13-2012 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 80ktsclamp (Post 1245000)

airline training school - a journal

yeah. I... Wow.

-80ktsclamp
airline captain

what a nerd!!!!!!

buzzpat

08-13-2012 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1245000)

Airline Training School - a Journal

yeah. I... wow.

-80ktsClamp
Airline Captain

Do we have a flow up from Pinnacle? If so, I vote no on this dude.

Wow.

Timbo

08-13-2012 08:00 PM

And still no Sept. bid awards!

Crazy Canuck

08-13-2012 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 1245122)

Do we have a flow up from Pinnacle? If so, I vote no on this dude.

Wow.

I definitely facebook creeped this guy to see if he was on there...
low and behold, he was :D That definitely makes me Creepy TOTD.

Sounds like one of those guys that addresses and talks about himself in 3rd person. I had a gym teacher like that..."Mr Herr (ha!) doesn't like it when you don't listen to him and put the basketballs back in Mr. Herr's equipment room!"

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