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Originally Posted by Cycle Pilot (Post 1245336)

That web site looks like it was programmed and designed in the 1990's and by a 10 year old!

The best part of the website, since disabled, was clicking on a secret link to see his girlfriends in the buff.

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Originally Posted by v1 uh-oh (Post 1245426)

The best part of the website, since disabled, was clicking on a secret link to see his girlfriends in the buff.

I think you meant to put "girlfriends" in quotations.

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Originally Posted by Al Czervik (Post 1245391)

This FA:

http://savvystews.com/wp-content/upl...tAttendant.mp3

Time for someone to be "randomly" tested...

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Originally Posted by v1 uh-oh (Post 1245426)

The best part of the website, since disabled, was clicking on a secret link to see his girlfriends in the buff.

Any talent there?

Nothing like a tool with a good looking girl to elevate there tool factor.

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Originally Posted by ForeverFO (Post 1244598)

I flew a death-crawl of a trip with a Mormon once who spent the entire time trying to convert me to Mormonism. I was a brand new guy still on probation and didn't have the gonads or understanding to be able to tell him to shut the ---- up, please.

He had a pocket "Book of Mormon" that he'd read between legs in first class.

I curse any pilot (CA or FO) who uses the captive audience/environment of the cockpit to proselytize.

I had one of those tea-less wonders actually have one of his latter-day saint - staffer - pro missionaries, CALL MY HOUSE after I indulged him in a discussion about his "faith" on a trip a few years back. He thought I must have been considering a secret underwear conversion. (yes they wear secret underwear). Little did he know that I had been reading a book called "The God Makers; the shocking expose". I just wondered how anyone could possibly believe that The Books of Moroni were written in 400 A.D. in King James English, or that God told Smith to share the widowed wives of the fallen on the trail to SLC. Gee that's mighty bigamy...

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Originally Posted by pilot0987 (Post 1244450)

That's what she said!

How about the TOTD that turns everything into an inuendo?

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Originally Posted by Captain Bligh (Post 1245715)

How about the TOTD that turns everything into an inuendo?

YES!! What a tool bag. "That's what she said" Go push the seat belt button and feel good about yourself.

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Originally Posted by Captain Bligh (Post 1245713)

Not a Mormon, and I fly with these guys but, might want to back off a bit.

I have some deeply held faith too but I don't choose to browbeat the LDS.

Let it go.

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Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 1245793)

Not a Mormon, and I fly with these guys but, might want to back off a bit.

I have some deeply held faith too but I don't choose to browbeat the LDS.

Let it go.

I think it safe to say that if you are trying to convince a fellow crew member of your own personal political or religious beliefs, then there is a good chance your acting like a tool.

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Originally Posted by Delta1067 (Post 1245242)

http://i.imgur.com/W98Vm.jpg

Honey, where is my hat? I need to go to the grocery store.

Who wears the around the neck rope thing AND clips the id tag on to the pocket. ^^That super tool.