Tool of the day
09-06-2012 | 09:21 PM
#2631
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What am I supposed to ask the gate agent? "Have you seen the flight attendant for TransOceanic 456 to Berlin?"
"Have you seen my flight attendant?" Much easier and everyone knows what you're talking about.
I'm a tool. What of it? Go get my coffee. (this is directed to MY FO, lest there be any question, don't trust those F/A's anymore)
09-07-2012 | 04:08 AM
#2633
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09-11-2012 | 04:02 AM
#2635
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Little Jets Big SUVs
TOTD - Pax that said to me at the gate; “Oh gawd! I hate flying on those little jets (it was a CRJ). They are so unsafe.” I looked at the Pax and said; “I hear ya. I also hate those big old SUVs and the idiots that drive them!” Bingo! I could tell by the Pax’s response I hit a nerve. Pax did drive one of those big old SUVs. Now how did I guess that? I could tell the Pax was peeved by my comment but I felt quite satisfied. I told her to enjoy her flight. Bet that took her mind off of flying on one of those ‘Little Jets.”
09-11-2012 | 04:36 AM
#2636
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TOTD - Pax that said to me at the gate; “Oh gawd! I hate flying on those little jets (it was a CRJ). They are so unsafe.” I looked at the Pax and said; “I hear ya. I also hate those big old SUVs and the idiots that drive them!” Bingo! I could tell by the Pax’s response I hit a nerve. Pax did drive one of those big old SUVs. Now how did I guess that? I could tell the Pax was peeved by my comment but I felt quite satisfied. I told her to enjoy her flight. Bet that took her mind off of flying on one of those ‘Little Jets.”
09-11-2012 | 05:15 AM
#2637
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From: Doing what you do, for less.
TOTD - Pax that said to me at the gate; “Oh gawd! I hate flying on those little jets (it was a CRJ). They are so unsafe.” I looked at the Pax and said; “I hear ya. I also hate those big old SUVs and the idiots that drive them!” Bingo! I could tell by the Pax’s response I hit a nerve. Pax did drive one of those big old SUVs. Now how did I guess that? I could tell the Pax was peeved by my comment but I felt quite satisfied. I told her to enjoy her flight. Bet that took her mind off of flying on one of those ‘Little Jets.”
09-11-2012 | 05:22 AM
#2638
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From: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
ME!
Thank Dog for good Copirates!
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09-11-2012 | 07:49 AM
#2640
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