Tool of the day
08-26-2012, 12:57 PM
#2591
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: 737A
Posts: 1,890
The loser I just flew a south America trip with...starts the trip off by letting me know he does thing his way, to hell with procedures. could never answer a single question without some ridiculous sarcastic answer. I guess he thought he was funny, but it didn't take long to figure out why he was flying with a reserve guy. He couldn't understand why the FAs didn't want to hang out in the cockpit.
08-26-2012, 02:36 PM
#2592
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2008
Position: Urban chicken rancher.
Posts: 6,070
Originally Posted by Timbo
Hey, good news, there's a whole bunch of fresh strippers and hookers from LAS, MSY and NYC coming to Tampa for the RNC! Seems those 'Family Values' guys are great customers! Should be good hunting there this week, I just hope the big storm doesn't hurt their business! 
08-26-2012, 03:02 PM
#2594
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,722
Originally Posted by buzzpat
There'll be twice as many at the DNC. My man Willie's gonna be there.
I just hope for his sake, Hillary is in Iran!
They don't call him Slick for nothing!
08-26-2012, 03:21 PM
#2595
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2006
Position: KCCO
Posts: 767
The passenger who talks to you for 40min about his beach house in the Keys and his summer house in California wine country then tells you how cushy your job is while you're commuting on your only day off.
08-26-2012, 03:37 PM
#2596
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Aug 2010
Posts: 2,530
Originally Posted by etflies
The passenger who talks to you for 40min about his beach house in the Keys and his summer house in California wine country then tells you how cushy your job is while you're commuting on your only day off.
09-04-2012, 02:22 AM
#2599
Bracing for Fallacies
Joined APC: Jul 2007
Position: In favor of good things, not in favor of bad things
Posts: 3,543
Originally Posted by RomeoJulietLima
Texting while checking out. I mean the people checking you out. Come on, can't we have some face time? Why do have to compete with "Words with Friends" with the check out person. Just slide my card it does work. No, I'm not in a hurry.
TOTD; the guy who wears his chem warfare mask in the gym. Everyday. Like it's no big deal.
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