Originally Posted by Gearjerk (Post 1170332)

... the reason why spiders' legs curled their bodies when they died. (Answer - Spider has an eight ventricle heart, one for each leg, and when they died, their legs each curled around its body.) :eek::rolleyes:
GJ

Originally Posted by gloopy (Post 1170361)

Anyone who goes to the airport in flip flops or crocs. Tool of the day.

Originally Posted by Gearjerk (Post 1170332)

En route he used to brag about being able to teach someone Morse code in less than 20 minutes, and giving the reason why spiders' legs curled their bodies when they died. (Answer - Spider has an eight ventricle heart, one for each leg, and when they died, their legs each curled around its body.) :eek:

GJ

Originally Posted by Gearjerk (Post 1170332)

Flew with a Captain at my prior Regional airline, whom married a flight attendant, and wore his Captain uniform to the wedding. (Similar to someone wearing their "Military Dress uniform" instead of a tux.)

En route he used to brag about being able to teach someone Morse code in less than 20 minutes, and giving the reason why spiders' legs curled their bodies when they died. (Answer - Spider has an eight ventricle heart, one for each leg, and when they died, their legs each curled around its body.) :eek::rolleyes::cool:

GJ

Originally Posted by 8 Cherry Garcia (Post 1170355)

Completely oversold day out of MIA...literally scores of bumped pax, and one loud LGA pax yells at the gate agent.."I deserve to get a first class upgrade for having to wade through all these people!!"

You sir, have my vote for special tool of the day.

Originally Posted by WingLeveler (Post 1170398)

Ahhh, good old DB at ZW. The epitome of the term "douche bag", no doubt. Insipid is how I described him after a lunch during recurrent ground school.
WL