Tool ATL Delta gate agent wearing a backwards beanie hat giving our entire crew attitude about grabbing lunch with an hour to go until block out. Relax man, you'll live longer! And kill the beanie, it looks like you're wearing an abortion on your head.

^^ Food is a safety of flight item. If the company hasn't catered a meal, then we are going to get something to eat between legs, and we'll block out when we are ready.

Gloopy wins the "think outside the box" award.

This guy should experience life as an Army Aviator. In my 27 years we have had our "pickle suits" taken away three times. Each time the time tested and coveted "pickle suit" has been replaced by something far inferior. This last time the Infanty branch got smart and made it permanent. Now we are stuck with a nomex suit that looks like Army ACU's. None of the pockets are useful for pilot duties and don't even get me started on the pen pockets.

My nomination for the tool of the day is the designer. Or me, for even piping up. Do we get a placque? Will it go good on my " I love me wall?" :)

A guy with a freaking emory board--that's kind of umm, DISTURBING

And now a clip from the creepy movie "Silence of the Lambs" comes to mind:eek:

I got nothin else!

Did you actually even pay attention to someone wearing a "beanie"?

Loose the beanie dude, it's a fire hazard.

Passenger chewing gum like a bloody cow and cracking it too. That sucks:mad:.

Does trimming nose hairs during a crew meal rate as totd ?

Yours or your crewmates? :eek: Pretty sure either qualifies.

Crew member .