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captjns 08-11-2013 04:37 AM


Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 1460491)
Is it true that Tiger's dad told him, "Focus on Golf, and Screw EVERYTHING else!" ?

That would explain a lot of things.

Does someone have putter envy?:D

Timbo 08-11-2013 04:58 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1460407)
Hay, brah.. ur hull isn't in the water!

The sailboat designers are finally figuring out what Ducks figured out many years ago; If you want to go faster, you have to get out of the water!

Here's another toy every Pilot should have:

Magic Carpet Ride - YouTube :D

freezingflyboy 08-11-2013 07:12 AM


Originally Posted by Royer (Post 1458486)


Originally Posted by ForeverFO (Post 1458511)
Definitely a "you are punked" spoof blog.

Isn't it? :eek:

God, I hope so...

EYBusdriver 08-11-2013 02:58 PM

Am I being "toolish" when I hear the CRJ 900 being referred to as the "nine"? I flew the Nine for ten years but I knew it as the DC-9.
Is the "academy" in Colorado or is it Embry Riddle?

captjns 08-11-2013 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by EYBusdriver (Post 1460779)
Am I being "toolish" when I hear the CRJ 900 being referred to as the "nine"? I flew the Nine for ten years but I knew it as the DC-9.
Is the "academy" in Colorado or is it Embry Riddle?

Who is paying the tuition?

EYBusdriver 08-11-2013 03:49 PM

Dad or Uncle..I'll be enjoying Cognac and breadsticks when I travel home on leave next month :)

CriticalMach 08-11-2013 04:34 PM

I nominate myself as TOTD for apply inform should say filling out the application half way through for Frontier Airlines. Amazingly, even after changing my mind and not submitting the application, I received an email from Republic that they have received my application :cool:

Irishish 08-11-2013 05:06 PM

This guy.

Bank at a 90 degree angle, huh? They were probably only around 70...quit exaggerating.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/06/bu...eat.html?_r=1&

"We were supposed to be flying into Midway International and the pilot’s approach was long and slow. As we were coming in for the landing, not more than 1,000 feet off the ground, the pilot made a sharp turn to the right. The turn was so tight that he seemed to bank at a 90-degree angle. I had the window seat and was looking straight down at the ground. I could hear alarm bells going off in the cockpit. Just as I was convinced we were going to flip over on our back like a turtle, and any turtle can tell you that is not a good thing, the plane went into another 90-degree turn. But this time, it was to the left. I looked out the window again and I saw stars.

It seemed the pilot confused Chicago O’Hare with Chicago Midway and was landing at the wrong airport. At the last minute either he or the control tower realized the problem and he tried to correct his mistake. When we finally did land at Midway, the pilot bolted off the plane. I have never seen anyone move that fast. I haven’t flown on that particular airline since."

badflaps 08-11-2013 06:05 PM

No doubt the pilot was completely faked out by the 55th& Cicero street light visual.... There would be an ILS to 22, but unfortunately the marker would be on top of the Sears Tower.

mosteam3985 08-11-2013 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by Irishish (Post 1460851)
This guy.

Bank at a 90 degree angle, huh? They were probably only around 70...quit exaggerating.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/06/bu...eat.html?_r=1&

"We were supposed to be flying into Midway International and the pilot’s approach was long and slow. As we were coming in for the landing, not more than 1,000 feet off the ground, the pilot made a sharp turn to the right. The turn was so tight that he seemed to bank at a 90-degree angle. I had the window seat and was looking straight down at the ground. I could hear alarm bells going off in the cockpit. Just as I was convinced we were going to flip over on our back like a turtle, and any turtle can tell you that is not a good thing, the plane went into another 90-degree turn. But this time, it was to the left. I looked out the window again and I saw stars.

It seemed the pilot confused Chicago O’Hare with Chicago Midway and was landing at the wrong airport. At the last minute either he or the control tower realized the problem and he tried to correct his mistake. When we finally did land at Midway, the pilot bolted off the plane. I have never seen anyone move that fast. I haven’t flown on that particular airline since."


I just don't even know how I would respond to someone like this. Yeesh. :rolleyes:


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