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Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
(Post 1468378)
Better.
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Originally Posted by captjns
(Post 1468409)
Thank you. Enjoy a glass of cognac:)
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Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
(Post 1468417)
I'd like to, unfortunately it's 0900 here and I have a meeting with one of the kid's teachers in an hour. Wouldn't do to roll up in the school reeking like a boozehound, covered in breadstick crumbs. Afterward, all bets are off!
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Originally Posted by DYNASTY HVY
(Post 1468295)
Mine too after reading the last 10 pages .:eek:
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Originally Posted by captjns
(Post 1468477)
Maybe they'll overlook the crumbs and breath if you show up in uniform, helmet and all;)
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Clothing disasters...
On my first trip off IOE as a new hire, I squatted to check tire pressure and <riiiip> goes the seat of my pants. My tighty whiteys are blazing forth in glory. With thirty minutes to go, I mooched one of those hotel sewing kits off the #1 and locked myself in the lav. I sewed frantically while people were boarding 12 inches away on the other side of the lav door. Total success... except for the scrunched seam with black thread over blue in a hideous frankenstein pattern on my rear. Fortunately, my jacket tails were long enough to hide it. I never fly without all those hotel freebies, like the sewing kit. Plus, I have a mini first aid kit and OTC drug store in my suitcase. Nothing like a nasty splinter, a cut, muscle spasms, congestion, etc to wreck a layover. |
Originally Posted by ForeverFO
(Post 1468740)
Clothing disasters...
On my first trip off IOE as a new hire, I squatted to check tire pressure and <riiiip> goes the seat of my pants. My tighty whiteys are blazing forth in glory. With thirty minutes to go, I mooched one of those hotel sewing kits off the #1 and locked myself in the lav. I sewed frantically while people were boarding 12 inches away on the other side of the lav door. Total success... except for the scrunched seam with black thread over blue in a hideous frankenstein pattern on my rear. Fortunately, my jacket tails were long enough to hide it. I never fly without all those hotel freebies, like the sewing kit. Plus, I have a mini first aid kit and OTC drug store in my suitcase. Nothing like a nasty splinter, a cut, muscle spasms, congestion, etc to wreck a layover. |
Originally Posted by DeadHead
(Post 1468758)
While walking around with my fly down all day was somewhat unsettling, the extra ventilating breeze was surprisingly refreshing. I mean its no Gold Bond, but refreshing none the less.
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Originally Posted by ForeverFO
(Post 1468740)
Clothing disasters...
On my first trip off IOE as a new hire, I squatted to check tire pressure and <riiiip> goes the seat of my pants. My tighty whiteys are blazing forth in glory. With thirty minutes to go, I mooched one of those hotel sewing kits off the #1 and locked myself in the lav. I sewed frantically while people were boarding 12 inches away on the other side of the lav door. Total success... except for the scrunched seam with black thread over blue in a hideous frankenstein pattern on my rear. Fortunately, my jacket tails were long enough to hide it. I never fly without all those hotel freebies, like the sewing kit. Plus, I have a mini first aid kit and OTC drug store in my suitcase. Nothing like a nasty splinter, a cut, muscle spasms, congestion, etc to wreck a layover. |
Originally Posted by ForeverFO
(Post 1468740)
Clothing disasters...
On my first trip off IOE as a new hire, I squatted to check tire pressure and <riiiip> goes the seat of my pants. My tighty whiteys are blazing forth in glory. With thirty minutes to go, I mooched one of those hotel sewing kits off the #1 and locked myself in the lav. I sewed frantically while people were boarding 12 inches away on the other side of the lav door. Total success... except for the scrunched seam with black thread over blue in a hideous frankenstein pattern on my rear. Fortunately, my jacket tails were long enough to hide it. I never fly without all those hotel freebies, like the sewing kit. Plus, I have a mini first aid kit and OTC drug store in my suitcase. Nothing like a nasty splinter, a cut, muscle spasms, congestion, etc to wreck a layover. |
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