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Old 08-26-2013, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat View Post
Oh man. For every 1000 of us, there's always one. What a goon.
I flew with this guy about 10 years back. He was a little eccentric, but enjoyable to fly with. I read his "article" and kept thinking it was a spoof (albeit a poor one.)

Really hoping that was a joke
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Old 08-26-2013, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by LeineLodge View Post
I flew with this guy about 10 years back. He was a little eccentric, but enjoyable to fly with. I read his "article" and kept thinking it was a spoof (albeit a poor one.)

Really hoping that was a joke
I think it's pretty clearly tongue-in-cheek. It's dripping with sarcasm, so I'd give the guy a break.
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Old 08-27-2013, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by LeineLodge View Post
I flew with this guy about 10 years back. He was a little eccentric, but enjoyable to fly with. I read his "article" and kept thinking it was a spoof (albeit a poor one.)

Really hoping that was a joke
The picture alone qualifies for tooldom.
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Old 08-27-2013, 04:43 AM
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NEVER flown with more than 1 pants. Except for that IOE incident, never had a pants failure.

I DO have a paper checklist of "stuff" I need for a trip. Pretty sad, but my more senior brain cells are starting to fail.

- Company ID
- Wallet
- iPad
- Passport

etc. I even have emergency cash in my headset pouch. Enough for a steak and a beer on a layover.
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Old 08-27-2013, 05:30 AM
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..."spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" was the first thing that came to mind when I read your post.

btw, you use a paper checklist? I have mine in my phone calendar! Nothing wrong with checklists!








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NEVER flown with more than 1 pants. Except for that IOE incident, never had a pants failure.

I DO have a paper checklist of "stuff" I need for a trip. Pretty sad, but my more senior brain cells are starting to fail.

- Company ID
- Wallet
- iPad
- Passport

etc. I even have emergency cash in my headset pouch. Enough for a steak and a beer on a layover.
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Old 08-27-2013, 06:47 AM
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Yes, the amount of crap necessary to pull off a successful trip can be way too high, but creature comforts are important.

The company stuff alone is way too much. I've got a plotter, still new in wrap, that is 25 years old. Never used it, but it's apparently necessary for the safety of flight.
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Old 08-27-2013, 07:20 AM
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Glad to see I'm not the only one who checks their ID (and passport) numerous times both before leaving home as well as at airports/hotels.

My ex used to say that I looked like I was doing the Macarena when checking for the crap in front pockets, back pocket and around my neck. I was simply doing a verbal count--keys=1, passport=2...

I'll do it a couple of times in the hotel room before putting the baggage puzzle together, and then I'll do it again after the puzzle is complete.

The one time I didn't do it at home, I had done the 35 minute drive to the lot and rode the 15 minutes to the terminal to find out I had forgotten my ID.
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Old 08-27-2013, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by ForeverFO View Post
Yes, the amount of crap necessary to pull off a successful trip can be way too high, but creature comforts are important.

The company stuff alone is way too much. I've got a plotter, still new in wrap, that is 25 years old. Never used it, but it's apparently necessary for the safety of flight.
It gives you a pretty good edge, painting around the house.
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Old 08-27-2013, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Squawk2112 View Post
The article in question was written in response to a "real" dating blog:

Top 6 reasons you should date a pilot

The response is definitely a gag piece and and is subtle satire... even the paragraphs/topics perfectly match the dating blog. No toolishness detected. The latter, the "real" piece, is toolish in the extreme, but written by the girlfriend of a pilot.
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Old 08-27-2013, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Alterbridge View Post
My ex used to say that I looked like I was doing the Macarena when checking for the crap in front pockets, back pocket and around my neck. I was simply doing a verbal count--keys=1, passport=2...

I'll do it a couple of times in the hotel room before putting the baggage puzzle together, and then I'll do it again after the puzzle is complete.

The one time I didn't do it at home, I had done the 35 minute drive to the lot and rode the 15 minutes to the terminal to find out I had forgotten my ID.
"The Macarena," now that was hysterical and was a great visual!!



Originally Posted by ForeverFO View Post
The article in question was written in response to a "real" dating blog:

Top 6 reasons you should date a pilot

The response is definitely a gag piece and and is subtle satire... even the paragraphs/topics perfectly match the dating blog. No toolishness detected. The latter, the "real" piece, is toolish in the extreme, but written by the girlfriend of a pilot.
I thought both articles were cute and contained lots of truth.
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