Tool of the day
#4511
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: DAL FO
Posts: 2,143
#4512
On Reserve
Joined APC: Aug 2013
Posts: 10
I think it's pretty clearly tongue-in-cheek. It's dripping with sarcasm, so I'd give the guy a break.
#4513
#4514
NEVER flown with more than 1 pants. Except for that IOE incident, never had a pants failure.
I DO have a paper checklist of "stuff" I need for a trip. Pretty sad, but my more senior brain cells are starting to fail.
- Company ID
- Wallet
- iPad
- Passport
etc. I even have emergency cash in my headset pouch. Enough for a steak and a beer on a layover.
I DO have a paper checklist of "stuff" I need for a trip. Pretty sad, but my more senior brain cells are starting to fail.
- Company ID
- Wallet
- iPad
- Passport
etc. I even have emergency cash in my headset pouch. Enough for a steak and a beer on a layover.
#4515
..."spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" was the first thing that came to mind when I read your post.
btw, you use a paper checklist? I have mine in my phone calendar! Nothing wrong with checklists!
btw, you use a paper checklist? I have mine in my phone calendar! Nothing wrong with checklists!
NEVER flown with more than 1 pants. Except for that IOE incident, never had a pants failure.
I DO have a paper checklist of "stuff" I need for a trip. Pretty sad, but my more senior brain cells are starting to fail.
- Company ID
- Wallet
- iPad
- Passport
etc. I even have emergency cash in my headset pouch. Enough for a steak and a beer on a layover.
I DO have a paper checklist of "stuff" I need for a trip. Pretty sad, but my more senior brain cells are starting to fail.
- Company ID
- Wallet
- iPad
- Passport
etc. I even have emergency cash in my headset pouch. Enough for a steak and a beer on a layover.
#4516
Yes, the amount of crap necessary to pull off a successful trip can be way too high, but creature comforts are important.
The company stuff alone is way too much. I've got a plotter, still new in wrap, that is 25 years old. Never used it, but it's apparently necessary for the safety of flight.
The company stuff alone is way too much. I've got a plotter, still new in wrap, that is 25 years old. Never used it, but it's apparently necessary for the safety of flight.
#4517
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jun 2008
Posts: 106
My ex used to say that I looked like I was doing the Macarena when checking for the crap in front pockets, back pocket and around my neck. I was simply doing a verbal count--keys=1, passport=2...
I'll do it a couple of times in the hotel room before putting the baggage puzzle together, and then I'll do it again after the puzzle is complete.
The one time I didn't do it at home, I had done the 35 minute drive to the lot and rode the 15 minutes to the terminal to find out I had forgotten my ID.
#4518
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2011
Position: retired 767(dl)
Posts: 5,724
Yes, the amount of crap necessary to pull off a successful trip can be way too high, but creature comforts are important.
The company stuff alone is way too much. I've got a plotter, still new in wrap, that is 25 years old. Never used it, but it's apparently necessary for the safety of flight.
The company stuff alone is way too much. I've got a plotter, still new in wrap, that is 25 years old. Never used it, but it's apparently necessary for the safety of flight.
#4519
Top 6 reasons you should date a pilot
The response is definitely a gag piece and and is subtle satire... even the paragraphs/topics perfectly match the dating blog. No toolishness detected. The latter, the "real" piece, is toolish in the extreme, but written by the girlfriend of a pilot.
#4520
My ex used to say that I looked like I was doing the Macarena when checking for the crap in front pockets, back pocket and around my neck. I was simply doing a verbal count--keys=1, passport=2...
I'll do it a couple of times in the hotel room before putting the baggage puzzle together, and then I'll do it again after the puzzle is complete.
The one time I didn't do it at home, I had done the 35 minute drive to the lot and rode the 15 minutes to the terminal to find out I had forgotten my ID.
I'll do it a couple of times in the hotel room before putting the baggage puzzle together, and then I'll do it again after the puzzle is complete.
The one time I didn't do it at home, I had done the 35 minute drive to the lot and rode the 15 minutes to the terminal to find out I had forgotten my ID.
The article in question was written in response to a "real" dating blog:
Top 6 reasons you should date a pilot
The response is definitely a gag piece and and is subtle satire... even the paragraphs/topics perfectly match the dating blog. No toolishness detected. The latter, the "real" piece, is toolish in the extreme, but written by the girlfriend of a pilot.
Top 6 reasons you should date a pilot
The response is definitely a gag piece and and is subtle satire... even the paragraphs/topics perfectly match the dating blog. No toolishness detected. The latter, the "real" piece, is toolish in the extreme, but written by the girlfriend of a pilot.
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