I think the guy running AirlineApps hates Comair guys.

Read some of his stuff about dca, he thinks is a deathtrap.

He's also getting his PhD at 50 which I have no idea why. Probably so he can make everyone call him doctor.

That AAhole was also the one who starred that "aa pilots against the merger".

AirlineApps became self-aware years ago severing any, and all, ties to human interface. Your only hope now, as a Comair guy, is for Keanu to defeat the machines. Only then can Comair pilots finally have their applications defrosted from eternity's long chill in frozen carbonite.


For bonus points.....Name the movies in order...Go!

2001 a Space Odyssey, The Matrix* and Star Wars Episode 5 The Empire Strikes Back.




*Either that or Point Break. Or Lake House. Or Sweet November. Or Dude Where's My Car. They all kind of blend together, as he doesn't really "act" so much as just shows up and reads lines like he's on ludes.

I thought the "self aware" was sky net in the Terminator.

Hal May have been self aware, but is don't think it was specifically stated.

That guy is simply awesome. Anyone that has the stones to write the crap he does in the way he does it is outside the realm of criticism and in a state of being that transcends enlightenment. He's the pilot equivalent of that idiot ex flight attentand blogger (not worth searching) that used to write misleading populist drivel like "pilots sometimes turn off packs to save oxygen which can damage your eyes which is OK for them because they have their own oxygen up there but if you feel drowsy or that your vision is deteriorating, tell the flight attendant to tell the pilots to turn the other pack on" etc.

And no I'm not exagerating.

Yea...ummm...about that - we need to divert one pack's oxygen to the sprayers for an optimal mixture. So until some engineer designs a better system, or we upgrade to the nitrogen based spray mixture, we will have to put up with the drowsy passengers while we are spraying.

Don't let CNN read this. They will try to put it throught the "CNN simulator" and test the theory, all with Captain "Floor-mopper" at the helm.

The guys N'Synch goat tee and general moronic appearance fit right in with the tool reporter trying to act like descending is an emergency procedure.:rolleyes:
I laughed out loud when I saw that report last night. Pure high energy retardness.

Yup they called it a "high dive" :rolleyes: