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ross9238 05-27-2014 05:43 AM

Seems like "Mossy" has taken down all of those videos.

SpeedyVagabond 05-27-2014 06:21 AM


Originally Posted by Milk Man (Post 1647125)
You think pax really care what is freezing point is and what its made of? They dont even listen the the flight attendants safety brief

Maybe your mistaken, I understand tht during the pax announcement you will state you will get deiced to remove ice. But to physically go into the description of what its chemical compound is, cmon!

Lol. Exactly. And would somebody please tell the flight attendants that nobody cares where the crew is based. :rolleyes:

DYNASTY HVY 05-27-2014 06:51 AM

The guy next door practicing on his trumpet at 0600

rfw22 05-27-2014 07:20 AM


Originally Posted by thevagabond (Post 1652257)
Lol. Exactly. And would somebody please tell the flight attendants that nobody cares where the crew is based. :rolleyes:

I've always loved 'We like to be the first to welcome you to whatever city'...I'm thinking, wait, you were on the same tube as me. How can you be welcoming me?

LNL76 05-27-2014 07:21 AM


Originally Posted by thevagabond (Post 1652257)
Lol. Exactly. And would somebody please tell the flight attendants that nobody cares where the crew is based. :rolleyes:

Maybe it's something they're required to say in their announcements......

gloopy 05-27-2014 08:01 AM

Its way better to just make up where you're based anyway. Sheboygan, WI is always a crowd pleaser, as is Ashtabula, Ohio and Loganville, Georgia.

But I never use Kalamazoo. That's the universal safe word.

LNL76 05-27-2014 08:05 AM


Originally Posted by gloopy (Post 1652341)
Its way better to just make up where you're based anyway. Sheboygan, WI is always a crowd pleaser, as is Ashtabula, Ohio and Loganville, Georgia.

But I never use Kalamazoo. That's the universal safe word.


lol

If you want to see hilarity ensue, just say "welcome to (insert wrong city here)." Now THAT gets pax attention! :)

gloopy 05-27-2014 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 1652343)
lol

If you want to see hilarity ensue, just say "welcome to (insert wrong city here)." Now THAT gets pax attention! :)

That's especially effective if its similar. Columbus, GA versus OH and of course Austin vs Boston and Newark vs LGA/JFK. :cool:

captjns 05-27-2014 09:27 AM


Originally Posted by mike734 (Post 1652211)
That same passenger used the back of your chair to help get his lard ass out of his seat and launched your head every time.

Some are in a hurry to go no place fast, like the pin head that's in such a rush to climb over you to get into the aisle. Mean while you are in the last row of a jumbo, probably row 100 in the way back of the jet. And guess what... The jet bridge has not arrived at the jet yet!:eek:

captjns 05-27-2014 09:29 AM


Originally Posted by gloopy (Post 1652341)
Its way better to just make up where you're based anyway. Sheboygan, WI is always a crowd pleaser, as is Ashtabula, Ohio and Loganville, Georgia.

But I never use Kalamazoo. That's the universal safe word.

I used to tell the pax we were based in Itchy Butt New Mexico.


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