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freezingflyboy 06-09-2014 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by chucknorris (Post 1660727)
Fess up... who is it?

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-h..._103348315.jpg

(I'm the tool if someone posted it and I missed it)

Thats the latest and greatest fuel saving measure. Company says they'll save millions on APU fuel burn, air carts and pack wear/tear. Come on guys, read your bullitens!

deftone 06-09-2014 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by gloopy (Post 1657821)
.au

That explains the hysteria.

European wanna be authority worshipers in a huff about something absolutely completely insignificant.

.au is Australia not European:D

GogglesPisano 06-09-2014 08:45 AM


Originally Posted by chucknorris (Post 1660727)
Fess up... who is it?

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-h..._103348315.jpg

(I'm the tool if someone posted it and I missed it)

That's me. I spilled coffee on my work pants and, well ... the show must go on. I'm on the phone with the CP asking for the okay.:rolleyes:

gloopy 06-09-2014 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by chucknorris (Post 1660727)
Fess up... who is it?

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-h..._103348315.jpg

(I'm the tool if someone posted it and I missed it)

HAHAHAHAHA OMFG that's AWESOME!

Even if its airbrushed its still awesome!

Even if its somewhere in Europe AND airbrushed, its still awesome!

We type "LOL" a lot these days, but this warrants an LLOL (literally laughed out loud)!

OMG I'm still laughing.

Herman 06-09-2014 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by CheapTrick (Post 1661283)
His XJ brother was on the jumpseat yesterday with a nose like a faucet. With no tissues or hanky I had to listen to him slurp, sniff, cough and snort 12 inches from my ear. Allergies he says. Toolish I says.

That's the guy...allergies he told us. My Capt was furious. Interestingly my Fort Lauderdale based flight attendants know him all too well as "a problem child and an a$$." They all have 25 years plus! Nice job Ulysses...

Mesabah 06-10-2014 06:26 PM

I found nail clippings all over the cockpit floor on my side one time. Looked in the logbook, and called my friend who was the fo on the plane the previous day, and sure enough he said his captain was clipping his nails in cruise.

Milk Man 06-10-2014 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by Mesabah (Post 1662198)
I found nail clippings all over the cockpit floor on my side one time. Looked in the logbook, and called my friend who was the fo on the plane the previous day, and sure enough he said his captain was clipping his nails in cruise.

Yep, had that CA. First day, first leg. He was Check Airman. Just coming off 4 days off and first thing he does is clips his nails. Hes at Delta now, due to SSP. They can have him.

Acroflyer32 06-11-2014 05:16 AM

To my captain who consistently asked me to call for push in in lga while we were still loading bags and then proceeded to get into an argument with ramp control after we blocked up the whole ramp..then on taxi out he taxied so close to every jet in front of him that are ads sensors get messed up. Then proceeds to make 6 ...yes I counted 6 pax anouncements while enroute on a 45 minute flight.

Acroflyer32 06-11-2014 05:24 AM

to my captain.. who while landing in dca kept the power in during the landing flare making us land halfway down the runway and then proceeds to slam on the brakes to exit the runway where he briefed he would get off ... the poor guy in our jumpseat had to hold on for dear life.

757HI 06-11-2014 07:59 AM

That's it I'm not going to upgrade, that fourth stripe has really bad side effects!!! ;-)


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