Thought for the Day
07-21-2014, 04:45 AM
#761
Sky Goddess!
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To call woman the weaker sex is a libel; it is man's injustice to woman. If by strength is meant moral power, then woman is immeasurably man's superior. 
~ Gandhi
~ Gandhi
07-22-2014, 04:45 AM
#762
Sky Goddess!
Joined APC: Sep 2013
Position: Flight Attendant
Posts: 977
Twofer Tuesday!!
The sunlight claps the earth and the moonbeams kiss the sea: What are all these kissings worth If thou kiss not me?
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
07-22-2014, 08:16 AM
#763
Banned
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: A-320
Posts: 784
What kind of weird twilight zone thread is this???? CREEEEEEEEEPPPPPYYYYYY
07-22-2014, 09:01 AM
#764
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Sleeping in the black swan’s nest.
Posts: 5,709
I have a nuclear bomb and I will blow you Pakistanis to smithereens....
The "other" Gandhi...
The "other" Gandhi...
07-22-2014, 03:04 PM
#765
Working Class Dog
Joined APC: Jan 2007
Position: Spares Pusher
Posts: 1,668
The true definition of a Freudian Slip is when you say one thing and mean your Mother.
07-22-2014, 09:18 PM
#766
With The Resistance
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Joined APC: Jan 2006
Position: Burning the Agitprop of the Apparat
Posts: 6,191
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
07-24-2014, 04:55 AM
#767
Sky Goddess!
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Position: Flight Attendant
Posts: 977
Funny Rules of Life!!
Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really are...
1.Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2.You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3.The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are:
"I apologize" and "You are right."
4.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5.When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6.The best advice that your mother ever gave you was.
"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now?
How about one month? One week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13. Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
1.Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2.You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3.The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are:
"I apologize" and "You are right."
4.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5.When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6.The best advice that your mother ever gave you was.
"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now?
How about one month? One week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13. Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
07-24-2014, 05:02 AM
#768
Junior Senior
Joined APC: Feb 2012
Position: Whiskey Papa
Posts: 2,850
Originally Posted by Fly Girl
Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really are...
1.Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2.You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3.The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are:
"I apologize" and "You are right."
4.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5.When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6.The best advice that your mother ever gave you was.
"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now?
How about one month? One week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13. Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
1.Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2.You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3.The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are:
"I apologize" and "You are right."
4.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5.When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6.The best advice that your mother ever gave you was.
"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now?
How about one month? One week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13. Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
Number 9 is oh so true....but there's another very important one.
Be careful whose toes you step on on the way up the ladder, they may be attached to the butt you have to kiss on the way down......
07-24-2014, 07:40 AM
#769
Sky Goddess!
Joined APC: Sep 2013
Position: Flight Attendant
Posts: 977
Originally Posted by LNL76
Number 9 is oh so true....but there's another very important one.
Be careful whose toes you step on on the way up the ladder, they may be attached to the butt you have to kiss on the way down......
Be careful whose toes you step on on the way up the ladder, they may be attached to the butt you have to kiss on the way down......
07-24-2014, 09:20 AM
#770
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,026
Originally Posted by jungle
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
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