New Year's Resolutions
12-27-2006 | 03:51 PM
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New Year's Resolutions
1) Lose that last 5 pounds
2) Stop spending husband's money
3) Get a mammogram (ouch) and my PPL (oy vey) by June 1
4) Change cell phone provider
5) Throw out expired anti-depressant and anti-anxiety pills
6) Draft a legally enforceable will
7) Wear cotton undies
8) Find another lover
9) Be kinder and gentler, but less complacent
10) Spend less time on the computer writing resolutions that I probably will not keep
2) Stop spending husband's money
3) Get a mammogram (ouch) and my PPL (oy vey) by June 1
4) Change cell phone provider
5) Throw out expired anti-depressant and anti-anxiety pills
6) Draft a legally enforceable will
7) Wear cotton undies
8) Find another lover
9) Be kinder and gentler, but less complacent
10) Spend less time on the computer writing resolutions that I probably will not keep
12-27-2006 | 04:10 PM
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1) Lose that last 5 pounds
2) Stop spending husband's money
3) Get a mammogram (ouch) and my PPL (oy vey) by June 1
4) Change cell phone provider
5) Throw out expired anti-depressant and anti-anxiety pills
6) Draft a legally enforceable will
7) Wear cotton undies
8) Find another lover
9) Be kinder and gentler, but less complacent
10) Spend less time on the computer writing resolutions that I probably will not keep
2) Stop spending husband's money
3) Get a mammogram (ouch) and my PPL (oy vey) by June 1
4) Change cell phone provider
5) Throw out expired anti-depressant and anti-anxiety pills
6) Draft a legally enforceable will
7) Wear cotton undies
8) Find another lover
9) Be kinder and gentler, but less complacent
10) Spend less time on the computer writing resolutions that I probably will not keep
BTW, if you do #7, you probably won't get #8 
12-27-2006 | 05:17 PM
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From: Burning the Agitprop of the Apparat
Just from articles I've stumbled across at the Christian Science Reading Room it might be wise to go with cotton for utility and silk for sport. Just remember the kitty cat needs plenty of air and freedom.
12-27-2006 | 05:19 PM
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