New Year's Resolutions
12-27-2006 | 08:21 PM
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Che Guevara
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1) Lose that last 5 pounds
2) Stop spending husband's money
3) Get a mammogram (ouch) and my PPL (oy vey) by June 1
4) Change cell phone provider
5) Throw out expired anti-depressant and anti-anxiety pills
6) Draft a legally enforceable will
7) Wear cotton undies
8) Find another lover
9) Be kinder and gentler, but less complacent
10) Spend less time on the computer writing resolutions that I probably will not keep
2) Stop spending husband's money
3) Get a mammogram (ouch) and my PPL (oy vey) by June 1
4) Change cell phone provider
5) Throw out expired anti-depressant and anti-anxiety pills
6) Draft a legally enforceable will
7) Wear cotton undies
8) Find another lover
9) Be kinder and gentler, but less complacent
10) Spend less time on the computer writing resolutions that I probably will not keep
I want to chop the last 5lbs too.
Pay all taxes.
Invest in a mutual fund, maybe stocks, but I don't know much about stock's anymore.
Make more love.
Keep climbing up the commercial ladder.
12-28-2006 | 11:29 AM
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Wow, so many responses, but only two posters with their own resolutions list.
I had heard that pilots and aviators are self-confident, macho, full of testosterone, can go all night and make wonderful lovers. So I went out and got myself a captain at a major airline. To my delight, the stories were true! He was the perfect specimen and fit all the stereotypes of a fighter pilot turned airline pilot. But alas, the inevitable happened - he could not keep up with me. Maybe I'll try a Cargo guy next time. All that night flying ..... makes a girl all noodle-kneed and starry-eyed. You guys up to it? PM me with your personal statistics.
My resolution #8 of "another" should be read to mean "in addition to" and not a replacement.
Depending on who I find, I won't have to worry about cotton undies or losing 5 pounds.
I had heard that pilots and aviators are self-confident, macho, full of testosterone, can go all night and make wonderful lovers. So I went out and got myself a captain at a major airline. To my delight, the stories were true! He was the perfect specimen and fit all the stereotypes of a fighter pilot turned airline pilot. But alas, the inevitable happened - he could not keep up with me. Maybe I'll try a Cargo guy next time. All that night flying ..... makes a girl all noodle-kneed and starry-eyed. You guys up to it? PM me with your personal statistics.
My resolution #8 of "another" should be read to mean "in addition to" and not a replacement.
Depending on who I find, I won't have to worry about cotton undies or losing 5 pounds.
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