Sleeping with the enemy
08-26-2017, 07:01 PM
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Sleeping with the enemy
If you haven't heard this week... this has been corroborated through many sources.
Our fearless leader, JP, has been banging our head of Human Resources, M.Z. They were writing poetry to on another over their using their company emails. Both are (were) married, which brings us to how this became company news. Apparently Mr. [Head of HR] found out about the affair and used his wife's secure flyfrontier.com email to forward some sexy poetry to the flyfrontier company email directory. So basically everyone at the G.O. got a gift in their inbox.
This brings us an answer to the question that many have speculated on this forum. "What is JP's purpose at these mediation sessions?"
And it brings up one very important question.
WHY DOES MR. [Head of HR] HAVE ACCESS TO EMAILS THAT CONTAIN SENSITIVE INFORMATION? Your information, private information. Why does she still have a job?
P.S. Let me hit you with some poetry.
"Miss you.
Love you.
Want NOTHING more than to be with you!
Except to be able to wake up with you ....
Call me.....hate being away!
You found that sliver of my soul....."
Our fearless leader, JP, has been banging our head of Human Resources, M.Z. They were writing poetry to on another over their using their company emails. Both are (were) married, which brings us to how this became company news. Apparently Mr. [Head of HR] found out about the affair and used his wife's secure flyfrontier.com email to forward some sexy poetry to the flyfrontier company email directory. So basically everyone at the G.O. got a gift in their inbox.
This brings us an answer to the question that many have speculated on this forum. "What is JP's purpose at these mediation sessions?"
And it brings up one very important question.
WHY DOES MR. [Head of HR] HAVE ACCESS TO EMAILS THAT CONTAIN SENSITIVE INFORMATION? Your information, private information. Why does she still have a job?
P.S. Let me hit you with some poetry.
"Miss you.
Love you.
Want NOTHING more than to be with you!
Except to be able to wake up with you ....
Call me.....hate being away!
You found that sliver of my soul....."
08-30-2017, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by MisterF9Pilot
If you haven't heard this week... this has been corroborated through many sources.
Our fearless leader, JP, has been banging our head of Human Resources, M.Z. They were writing poetry to on another over their using their company emails. Both are (were) married, which brings us to how this became company news. Apparently Mr. [Head of HR] found out about the affair and used his wife's secure flyfrontier.com email to forward some sexy poetry to the flyfrontier company email directory. So basically everyone at the G.O. got a gift in their inbox.
This brings us an answer to the question that many have speculated on this forum. "What is JP's purpose at these mediation sessions?"
And it brings up one very important question.
WHY DOES MR. [Head of HR] HAVE ACCESS TO EMAILS THAT CONTAIN SENSITIVE INFORMATION? Your information, private information. Why does she still have a job?
P.S. Let me hit you with some poetry.
"Miss you.
Love you.
Want NOTHING more than to be with you!
Except to be able to wake up with you ....
Call me.....hate being away!
You found that sliver of my soul....."
Our fearless leader, JP, has been banging our head of Human Resources, M.Z. They were writing poetry to on another over their using their company emails. Both are (were) married, which brings us to how this became company news. Apparently Mr. [Head of HR] found out about the affair and used his wife's secure flyfrontier.com email to forward some sexy poetry to the flyfrontier company email directory. So basically everyone at the G.O. got a gift in their inbox.
This brings us an answer to the question that many have speculated on this forum. "What is JP's purpose at these mediation sessions?"
And it brings up one very important question.
WHY DOES MR. [Head of HR] HAVE ACCESS TO EMAILS THAT CONTAIN SENSITIVE INFORMATION? Your information, private information. Why does she still have a job?
P.S. Let me hit you with some poetry.
"Miss you.
Love you.
Want NOTHING more than to be with you!
Except to be able to wake up with you ....
Call me.....hate being away!
You found that sliver of my soul....."
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