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12-16-2017, 02:17 AM
#51
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This reminds me of another pilot who is notorious for tall stories. (At another airline.)
This guy had all kinds of fun stories about all his ‘tac operator’ adventures.... seal team 6 type stuff galore.
The fun thing is he looked a lot like Chris Farley. It was a hoot to imagine some guy who looked like that swinging through windows dressed like a ninja and wasting commies!
(I’ve heard he would demonstrate some kind of hilarious drop/roll room clearing technique if his FA seemed scared that operatives might be in her room.... can’t confirn or deny that he would do that. Eyes only-above top secret.)
This guy had all kinds of fun stories about all his ‘tac operator’ adventures.... seal team 6 type stuff galore.
The fun thing is he looked a lot like Chris Farley. It was a hoot to imagine some guy who looked like that swinging through windows dressed like a ninja and wasting commies!
(I’ve heard he would demonstrate some kind of hilarious drop/roll room clearing technique if his FA seemed scared that operatives might be in her room.... can’t confirn or deny that he would do that. Eyes only-above top secret.)
12-16-2017, 06:25 AM
#54
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Originally Posted by jcountry
This reminds me of another pilot who is notorious for tall stories. (At another airline.)
This guy had all kinds of fun stories about all his ‘tac operator’ adventures.... seal team 6 type stuff galore.
The fun thing is he looked a lot like Chris Farley. It was a hoot to imagine some guy who looked like that swinging through windows dressed like a ninja and wasting commies!
(I’ve heard he would demonstrate some kind of hilarious drop/roll room clearing technique if his FA seemed scared that operatives might be in her room.... can’t confirn or deny that he would do that. Eyes only-above top secret.)
This guy had all kinds of fun stories about all his ‘tac operator’ adventures.... seal team 6 type stuff galore.
The fun thing is he looked a lot like Chris Farley. It was a hoot to imagine some guy who looked like that swinging through windows dressed like a ninja and wasting commies!
(I’ve heard he would demonstrate some kind of hilarious drop/roll room clearing technique if his FA seemed scared that operatives might be in her room.... can’t confirn or deny that he would do that. Eyes only-above top secret.)
12-16-2017, 07:27 AM
#56
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Originally Posted by jcountry
(I’ve heard he would demonstrate some kind of hilarious drop/roll room clearing technique...)
12-16-2017, 10:03 AM
#57
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Originally Posted by jcountry
This reminds me of another pilot who is notorious for tall stories. (At another airline.)
This guy had all kinds of fun stories about all his ‘tac operator’ adventures.... seal team 6 type stuff galore.
The fun thing is he looked a lot like Chris Farley. It was a hoot to imagine some guy who looked like that swinging through windows dressed like a ninja and wasting commies!
(I’ve heard he would demonstrate some kind of hilarious drop/roll room clearing technique if his FA seemed scared that operatives might be in her room.... can’t confirn or deny that he would do that. Eyes only-above top secret.)
This guy had all kinds of fun stories about all his ‘tac operator’ adventures.... seal team 6 type stuff galore.
The fun thing is he looked a lot like Chris Farley. It was a hoot to imagine some guy who looked like that swinging through windows dressed like a ninja and wasting commies!
(I’ve heard he would demonstrate some kind of hilarious drop/roll room clearing technique if his FA seemed scared that operatives might be in her room.... can’t confirn or deny that he would do that. Eyes only-above top secret.)
12-16-2017, 10:04 AM
#58
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Joined APC: Apr 2011
Posts: 1,521
If it's just a one time deal, she'll never find out.
Who's got the logbook?
Uh oh, that was wet.
WTF? I got the right unFeather Switch right?
Why aren't we hearing anything?
Where's my passport?
Tell him 250.
I should have gone to law school.
Who's got the logbook?
Uh oh, that was wet.
WTF? I got the right unFeather Switch right?
Why aren't we hearing anything?
Where's my passport?
Tell him 250.
I should have gone to law school.
12-16-2017, 10:05 AM
#59
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Posts: 1,681
Originally Posted by rickair7777
There are some retired ex-operators who hunt down frauds as their hobby... drop a dime, maybe he'll get a visit from the real deal.
I’ve seen pics of some guys who dress up in stuff they got from a military surplus store and show up at funerals or other events. Those guys stick out to anyone familiar with military insignia-because somehow they never seem to figure out which ranks/pins/ribbons go together. Some get the ass kicking they deserve.
I doubt the guy I’m thinking about does anything like that. He’s harmless. It’s just funny to listen to him go. He even has space shuttle guard duty stories..... (you know, the kind where al queada lands ashore in a zodiac-and you have to fight those bastards to keep them from sneaking a spy satellite aboard) He also has North Korea stories, about rescuing supermodels from an evil lair. It’s pretty rich stuff.
Just imagine Chris Farley telling those stories and falling on a table. This guy is a riot! (The difference being that Farley is trying to be funny. This guy really lives in some parallel universe where his BS is true.)
