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Old 05-19-2023 | 05:38 PM
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Ticket prices should be by the pound
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Old 05-19-2023 | 07:11 PM
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It strikes me unlimited snacks and fat are a spiral. One creates more of the other.
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Old 05-19-2023 | 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TransWorld
It strikes me unlimited snacks and fat are a spiral. One creates more of the other.
Every time I see this thread title, I can’t help but think of the irony. It’s probably intentional.
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Old 05-20-2023 | 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by highfarfast
Every time I see this thread title, I can’t help but think of the irony. It’s probably intentional.
I’m trying to lose weight. Get me a Diet Coke and a couple of candy bars.
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Old 05-20-2023 | 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by TransWorld
I’m trying to lose weight. Get me a Diet Coke and a couple of candy bars.
“the full can please”

I’ll make a deal. When they get off their ass and go on a real diet, they can get their bigger seats. What happens is the seat gets bigger because they got smaller.
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Old 05-20-2023 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by DownWithNarita

her pronouns are kilograms and pounds
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Old 05-21-2023 | 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Grumpyaviator
her pronouns are kilograms and pounds
Those are weighty pronouns.
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Old 05-21-2023 | 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by TransWorld
Those are weighty pronouns.
Probably likes Kilos better, smaller number and all.
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Old 05-21-2023 | 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by John Carr
Probably likes Kilos better, smaller number and all.
Well, we better got go to stones. Even a smaller number. The morbidly obese can once again feel normal.
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Old 05-21-2023 | 06:10 PM
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This is a heavy topic.
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