I'm the only one laughing my ass off at Std Deviations post?

Is this thing on. . .

 

Yeah, that on scene report was great.

 

very true statment. just don't understand how regularly scheduled service can pay for itself, maybe charter.

 

no you're not the only one laughing....i think they are all laughing so hard they can't type .....either that, or they are all asleep....

anyways, that was some funny stuff StdDeviations..........

i'm still waiting on the "Pet Airways" Bud Light Commercial....

"Real DOG of Genius.....today we salute you, Mr. Stray of the skys. You convinced your owner to put you in a plane and pay top dollar to have you transported with 150 other Biche$ & Pu$$ys across the friendly skys while he rides coach with "Mr. Low Cost Carrier Pilot Guy" and you sip Perrier from a platinum bowl and Milk Bones on a silver platter..... while he drinks $5 bud lights and free peanuts. You go non-stop but he connects 4 times between dallas and atlanta. So crack open an ice cold "Red Dog" beer for old times you ole' Fido of the Free Skys. Real DOG of genius......."

oh well...i tried....

 

Someone once told me some rich divorced couple uses their netjet account to fly their pet transcon each week for "visitation rights"... Now that's original!

 

Nothing novel... in 1976, every other week I used to fly a poodle... a toy poodle no less from KHTO to KFEX, with return in an AC690 with a care taker to boot.

 

That's one of the reasons why Habib has no problem blowing himself up for Allah.

 

Makes even a good infidel like myself wonder whether Osama and the gang isn't onto something with that "Great Satan" business.

 

I worked for an oil family. One day I got a call to fly the Caravan. Long story short, Sr.'s favorite hunting dog was going blind and he wanted a second opinion from the folks at Texas A&M. Some five hours of flight at 500 bucks an hour later, the report was "She is an old dog. She is going blind."

I think there is a niche for this market. But the question is has Pet Air got the right model. Who knows. Good luck to them.

 

Who cares what's in back as long as their paychecks don't bounce.