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#591
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Joined APC: Feb 2019
Posts: 91

It felt kafkaesque. Nothing like being lectured "you could have come in here and been honest with me, but you lied and concealed cue 20 minute lecture on honesty and we all have stuff in our past, if you would have just listened to me and told the truth yadda yadda"... My eyes wanted to roll out the back of my head Its like dude trust me i'm not lying about any of this stuff. Like I said it would probably have been a good idea to get a practice run in cause obviously something went wrong somewhere that I could have fixed.

#592

I had the same experience a couple of years back. Not a single thing in my past, grew up as a straight-laced Midwest kid, and followed the direction of coming into the poly with a clean slate. By the end of the thing, the smug poly administrator was literally accusing me of anything from smuggling drugs across state lines in an airplane, to hiring child prostitutes in Asian countries. No kidding. I thankfully found a better fit the same day the polygraph went sideways.
#593

Gee that poly graph sounds scary. And what I'm reading here isnt encouraging at all. It's too bad that people get DQ from it. I thought this place needed workers. I guess not bad enough. I've never taken a polygraph, but reading that stuff puts doubt in my mind. I know it's what they require i look forward to getting that block checked and seeing what they have to say
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#594
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Joined APC: Feb 2019
Posts: 91

Gee that poly graph sounds scary. And what I'm reading here isnt encouraging at all. It's too bad that people get DQ from it. I thought this place needed workers. I guess not bad enough. I've never taken a polygraph, but reading that stuff puts doubt in my mind. I know it's what they require i look forward to getting that block checked and seeing what they have to say
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Is the wall white,
are you in a chair
do you intend to answer truthfully
if asked would people say your reliable
have you committed felony violence against another person
are you concealing any foreign relationships.
They run through them in a random order.
Needless to say I was shocked when I got back from break and was notified I had failed.
Don't worry too much about it maybe i just had a wacky physiological response. I would advise reading about it though cause I went in doing what they said and apparently that didnt work.
#595

Yeah it weeds out a bunch of people. At one point almost 2/3rds of people were failing it. Theres a bunch of news articles from 2017 2018 about it. The poly guy I took it with said his pass rate was about 50%. Which is crazy, cause the questions they ask you are as "easy" as you could think of. They ask about 6 questions heres a "hypothetical" version of what i got.
Is the wall white,
are you in a chair
do you intend to answer truthfully
if asked would people say your reliable
have you committed felony violence against another person
are you concealing any foreign relationships.
They run through them in a random order.
Needless to say I was shocked when I got back from break and was notified I had failed.
Don't worry too much about it maybe i just had a wacky physiological response. I would advise reading about it though cause I went in doing what they said and apparently that didnt work.
Is the wall white,
are you in a chair
do you intend to answer truthfully
if asked would people say your reliable
have you committed felony violence against another person
are you concealing any foreign relationships.
They run through them in a random order.
Needless to say I was shocked when I got back from break and was notified I had failed.
Don't worry too much about it maybe i just had a wacky physiological response. I would advise reading about it though cause I went in doing what they said and apparently that didnt work.
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#596

don’t “research” how to beat a poly On this website or anywhere else on the internet... you will fail. Nothing cosmic about the questions you’ll be asked for any polygraph (lifestyle, CI, or LE)... just don’t overthink and answer honestly.
#597
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Joined APC: Feb 2019
Posts: 91


They didn't ask me if I prepped just something along the lines of what do you know about polygraph (then they launched into a speech about how accurate they are (its science bro!)) Your only hooked into the actual polygraph for 10 min or so(20 in my case cause he was like i'll try it again you just have to be honest with me)
I mostly agree but in my case it didn't work. On a do over I would have researched how to pass not because I want to beat the thing I just want it to be accurate.
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#600
On Reserve
Joined APC: Mar 2020
Posts: 14

I applied on USAJOBS.com in march and got the tent offer that week, being a Veteran might have helped, not sure. Have you applied on USAJOBS yet? If you get the tent offer things happen quick from there, but I think a class date to start getting paid is well into next year.
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