You might be a freight dog if...
05-08-2012, 03:32 AM
#113
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
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...if you find yourself standing in line at the 7-11 at 6am, with a six pack of Bud tall boys in one hand and a box of Krispe Kremes in the other, for the drive home.
05-08-2012, 10:24 AM
#114
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Posts: 59
Originally Posted by hickspilot
you might be a freight dog if you declare an emergency because the rats you are transporting have escaped their cage ^^
06-24-2012, 07:19 PM
#115
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Sep 2008
Position: Grad school student - again...
Posts: 104
You have to use paper clips to help keep your eyes open at 4 am on the final leg of the night...
You keep your ice chains for your shoes on while walking on ice covered wings after landings....
Someone on the radio starts singing 'in the dead of the night' at 2 am...
You try to find a hotel to go to bed to and find out that all the rooms are booked, so you go back to your aircraft and sleep in the cockpit... <did that one way too many times in the Baron and Bonanzas>
You keep your ice chains for your shoes on while walking on ice covered wings after landings....
Someone on the radio starts singing 'in the dead of the night' at 2 am...
You try to find a hotel to go to bed to and find out that all the rooms are booked, so you go back to your aircraft and sleep in the cockpit... <did that one way too many times in the Baron and Bonanzas>
09-04-2012, 06:18 PM
#118
On Reserve
Joined APC: Sep 2012
Position: Sky Pirate
Posts: 19
[QUOTE=CharlesHAJS;1183325]Ahhh the memories......402B loaded so full I had to get in and out of the escape hatch over the pilots seat.[/
We referred to that hatch as the door. When you have taken off with a box of freight in your lap, get back to me.
We referred to that hatch as the door. When you have taken off with a box of freight in your lap, get back to me.
09-04-2012, 07:14 PM
#119
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Joined APC: Sep 2012
Position: Sky Pirate
Posts: 19
...you know what Beta feels like at 200 agl.
...you pitch your ops manual to make room in your bag for tools and food.
...you avoid ramp checks by blending in with ground personnel.
...you have resuscitated a chick.
...you can lift 400 pounds.
...you have had two hernias repaired before age 35.
...you have fired a handgun out your window.
...you file your own props.
...you have deiced with a broom or a blockbuster card.
...you have broken in to a terminal.
...you have hand-propped a TSIO-540L
...you have been over FL210 without oxygen.
...you have urinated out your map window.
...you have rolled a king air
...you have run over a mammal with your airplane.
...you have eaten polar bear. (better than sea lion)
...you have ten thousand pic and no jet time.
...you pitch your ops manual to make room in your bag for tools and food.
...you avoid ramp checks by blending in with ground personnel.
...you have resuscitated a chick.
...you can lift 400 pounds.
...you have had two hernias repaired before age 35.
...you have fired a handgun out your window.
...you file your own props.
...you have deiced with a broom or a blockbuster card.
...you have broken in to a terminal.
...you have hand-propped a TSIO-540L
...you have been over FL210 without oxygen.
...you have urinated out your map window.
...you have rolled a king air
...you have run over a mammal with your airplane.
...you have eaten polar bear. (better than sea lion)
...you have ten thousand pic and no jet time.
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