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Old 04-27-2020 | 08:15 AM
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Got AIDS divorce under the belt.

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So I started shopping for a sailboat 🤪 might as well hit the trifecta right?
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Old 04-27-2020 | 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by jaybee
got aids divorce under the belt.

Impending furlough...

So i started shopping for a sailboat 🤪 might as well hit the trifecta right?
aids?

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Old 04-27-2020 | 08:58 AM
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Airline Induced Divorce Syndrome
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Old 04-27-2020 | 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by reid
Airline Induced Divorce Syndrome
WoW dude..
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Old 04-27-2020 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by JayBee
Got AIDS divorce under the belt.

Impending furlough...

So I started shopping for a sailboat 🤪 might as well hit the trifecta right?
Gotta wait for the bankruptcy. Then you’ll have the trifecta.
Then go buy a convertible and get a girlfriend half your age to make you feel young 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Old 04-27-2020 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by idlethrust
Gotta wait for the bankruptcy. Then you’ll have the trifecta.
Then go buy a convertible and get a girlfriend half your age to make you feel young 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah, for the near term future it will be a Miata and a girlfriend 3/4 your age. When C2025 kicks in you can dump both of them and upgrade.
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Old 04-27-2020 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by idlethrust
Gotta wait for the bankruptcy. Then you’ll have the trifecta.
Then go buy a convertible and get a girlfriend half your age to make you feel young 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Need the sailboat to expedite the bankruptcy 😁
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Old 04-27-2020 | 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by JayBee
Got AIDS divorce under the belt.

Impending furlough...

So I started shopping for a sailboat 🤪 might as well hit the trifecta right?

I second the girlfriend half your age and a sports car. A sailboat seems like a good option, but depending where you live you can only use it about half the year which forces you to miss out on 6 months of frustration. A girlfriend half your age can make you miserable year round.
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Old 04-27-2020 | 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Thor
I second the girlfriend half your age and a sports car. A sailboat seems like a good option, but depending where you live you can only use it about half the year which forces you to miss out on 6 months of frustration. A girlfriend half your age can make you miserable year round.
...unless you can leave said girlfriend on the sailboat for the half the year it isn’t in use! For this to work it helps to have a boat hand who is 1/3 your age who’ll take both off your hands to warmer climates for the off season.
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Old 04-28-2020 | 12:33 AM
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Seeing what the physique of most middle age and older guys in America is, makes it almost comical that so many of them have these delusions of grandeur that a woman half their age will somehow be interested in them, and just fall in their lap and actually want to give them the time of day. Unless of course they are absolutely loaded, and in a very visible way with Benjamins literally falling out of their pockets!

But it wouldn't be APC if they thought differently of course!
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