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04-27-2020, 08:15 AM

JayBee

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Am I doing this right?

Got AIDS divorce under the belt.

Impending furlough...

So I started shopping for a sailboat 🤪 might as well hit the trifecta right?

04-27-2020, 08:48 AM

StandardBrief

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Originally Posted by jaybee

got aids divorce under the belt.

Impending furlough...

So i started shopping for a sailboat 🤪 might as well hit the trifecta right?

aids?

.............

04-27-2020, 08:58 AM

reid

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Airline Induced Divorce Syndrome

04-27-2020, 11:31 AM

Flying101

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Airline Induced Divorce Syndrome

WoW dude..

04-27-2020, 11:58 AM

idlethrust

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Got AIDS divorce under the belt.

Impending furlough...

So I started shopping for a sailboat 🤪 might as well hit the trifecta right?

Gotta wait for the bankruptcy. Then you’ll have the trifecta.
Then go buy a convertible and get a girlfriend half your age to make you feel young 🤣🤣🤣🤣

04-27-2020, 01:46 PM

FollowMe

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Gotta wait for the bankruptcy. Then you’ll have the trifecta.
Then go buy a convertible and get a girlfriend half your age to make you feel young 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nah, for the near term future it will be a Miata and a girlfriend 3/4 your age. When C2025 kicks in you can dump both of them and upgrade.

04-27-2020, 05:33 PM

JayBee

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Gotta wait for the bankruptcy. Then you’ll have the trifecta.
Then go buy a convertible and get a girlfriend half your age to make you feel young 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Need the sailboat to expedite the bankruptcy 😁

04-27-2020, 06:16 PM

Thor

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Originally Posted by JayBee

Got AIDS divorce under the belt.

Impending furlough...

So I started shopping for a sailboat 🤪 might as well hit the trifecta right?

I second the girlfriend half your age and a sports car. A sailboat seems like a good option, but depending where you live you can only use it about half the year which forces you to miss out on 6 months of frustration. A girlfriend half your age can make you miserable year round.

04-27-2020, 07:06 PM

flightlessbirds

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...unless you can leave said girlfriend on the sailboat for the half the year it isn’t in use! For this to work it helps to have a boat hand who is 1/3 your age who’ll take both off your hands to warmer climates for the off season.

04-28-2020, 12:33 AM

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Bahamasflyer

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Seeing what the physique of most middle age and older guys in America is, makes it almost comical that so many of them have these delusions of grandeur that a woman half their age will somehow be interested in them, and just fall in their lap and actually want to give them the time of day. Unless of course they are absolutely loaded, and in a very visible way with Benjamins literally falling out of their pockets!

But it wouldn't be APC if they thought differently of course!