Tried to before they outright canceled their contract. JO gave them the finger; so DCI pushed the eject button, but forgot to pull the safety pins.

 

"Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!"

 

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]


... And the Lord spake, saying,

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

 

"1....2.....5.."
" 3 Sir"

 

For anyone not getting this line of dialog, it's from the classic Monty Python movie "The Holy Grail".
"Yes, it's childish and immature, but then again, so's high school" (movie?)

 

Ok Turbo, I'll bite.

The average speed of a "swallow" is directly proportional to the size of her gag reflex.

 

To whom did Delta pay $14,000,000?

 

I know what you mean, I emailed Bendo in the past and he answered my email honestly and in a timely manner.

 

that would be ferris bueller

 

Does anyone have Richard Anderson's email? I have a question.