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02-09-2008 | 02:01 PM

#71

saabguy493

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From: Waiting for class to start...

some captains should do the same

02-09-2008 | 02:47 PM

#72

CubCAPTAIN

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From: SF-340 Left

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1kraft

Quote:
Acceptance Check
Preflight............Complete
Porn Check........Positive [Negative]
MM1.................A/C ___ Checked
Quote:
Porn QRH

Porn found/not found in cockpit

Is there porn in the cockpit?
YES NO
| ...|
| ...Install porn as needed.
| ...End QRH
|
|
Is the captain and first officer male?
YES NO
| ...|
| ...Advise of location and quality at your discretion. Disgust may be
| ...shown. Sneak peeks as needed.
| ...END QRH
|
|
Advise of location and quality of porn. Look as needed. Crew morale and motivation boost is normal. High five as necessary.
END QRH

*GIGGIDY GiGGIDY GIGGIDY!!!*

FLIGHT ATTENDANT FARTED ABNORMAL CHECKLIST page A-58

*Oxygen Masks and Regulators On and 100%
*Smoke Goggles On
*Communication Establish
-consider to shut down engine to scare flight attendant from ever coming back to work
-END OF PROCEDURE

02-09-2008 | 03:07 PM

#73

meeko031

alchemist

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Quote:

Originally Posted by George Dubya

Some Fo's should shut the hell up and just sit there.

hmmm? judging you by your name, I bet youre well liked!!!

02-09-2008 | 03:34 PM

#74

Laxrox43

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From: A320/321 FO

CAPTAIN/FIRST OFFICER FARTED ABNORMAL CHECKLIST page A-59

IF stench is morbid OR one pilot is passed out:
*Oxygen Masks and Regulators On and 100%
*Smoke Goggles On
*Communication Establish
*Dump Valve
-Open momentarily, then close
*Call FA to make sure she has not passed out

IF stench is morbid AND both pilot is passed out:
-You are screwed...and you probably aren't reading this...so...good luck!

-END OF PROCEDURE

02-09-2008 | 05:01 PM

#75

kalyx522

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From: Student Pilot

Quote:

Originally Posted by George Dubya

If you get a warning light on the ground just hit take off inhibit and it goes away and then you can fly.

LOL.

btw, I've never touched the brakes yet.. haven't had to. is that weird?

02-09-2008 | 05:50 PM

#76

tcraft

On Reserve

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From: 737 FO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laxrox43

I've seen some good stuff in my day in the Slaabinator. Some of it is VERY disgusting though, one in particular...

Yeah, somebody has strategically placed some... well.... multi-gender (as in all-in-one) porn in a couple of our Saabs. Buzzkill.

02-09-2008 | 06:45 PM

#77

WIPilot

Line Holder

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kalyx522

LOL.

btw, I've never touched the brakes yet.. haven't had to. is that weird?

Ground idle is all of the "brakes" I've ever needed to use so far.

02-09-2008 | 08:02 PM

#78

meathoof

New Hire

Joined: Aug 2007

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SAABaroowski

So I am in the EWR weather room, and in walks this Colgan CA, picking up the paperwork, everyone is staring down the poor guy, I look at him, would you believe it, I used to fly with the SOB out of ABE, its funny we started to BS and for a split second I forgot they he was flying for the evil EMPIRE haahah, made me realize that were kinda all in this debacle together ya know..............nice airplane by the way

Joe, did it really happen like that? I dont recall being stared down by anyone. There was maybe 6/7 people in the wx room, 2 guys on the computer,2 f/a's, you and maybe another guy or 2. You came up to me within 5 seconds of me being there. You make it sound like I'm a new fish walking into prison and all 4' 10" of you came and rescued me. I'm kind of a big guy and I'm not really intimidated by geeks who wear I-pods and have frosted tips. I can't believe you spend so much of your life on this forum. It's sad, but yet impressive. The XJT and CAL guys have been extremely cool to me. It was good chattin with you though, wish I had more time. See you soon.
M

02-09-2008 | 08:16 PM

#79

xjsaab

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From: SAAB

Idle stop release......... and there's Vref :-)

02-10-2008 | 01:06 AM

#80

ShyGuy

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Quote:

The Saab is a fun ride. Lots of power when your light in the back. We don't have autothrottles like you guys but we do have CTOT and that's almost just as good.

Autothrottles on our CRJ-200s?!?

hahahahaaaHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

wait, wait,

hahahahahahahahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAA