Passenger Announcements
 

What's your best line(s) in the name of humor and light-heartedness while keeping it professional?

We'll be arriving a few minutes late due to some unexpected... headwinds, giggity

After a missed aproach or go around the female voice of a she captain:
"We had to discontinue the aproach because we were in an uncomfortable position.....................ahhha........ehhhhhhh ............for......ahhhhh LANDING !

"The Fasten Seatbeat Sign is off....feel free to relax, strectch, and enjoy the SPACIOUS Cabin aboard our CL-65 Aircraft"

I always get a few chuckles with that one

Our gate is F-7. That's F, as in FAAAAAAAANTASTIC!

lol this thread should be good:D

I usually also just do mine so they're really cheesy, but my tone of voice fluctuates as much as a rollercoaster....radio announcer like.

If it's a trip with a new FA, I usually always get dinged cuz I was the FO who did the in range PA announcement :o

whatever your announcement may be please, please, please remember to TURN THE PA OFF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/female-tr...-mic-on_1.html

Haha well when I was brand new to the plane I know I made the "position and hold" announcements to the passengers once maybe twice....

I flew with a guy that would say we have the best flight attendants, unfortunately, they're not working today.