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Old 05-03-2008 | 06:36 PM
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What's your best line(s) in the name of humor and light-heartedness while keeping it professional?
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Old 05-03-2008 | 06:47 PM
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We'll be arriving a few minutes late due to some unexpected... headwinds, giggity
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Old 05-03-2008 | 07:21 PM
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After a missed aproach or go around the female voice of a she captain:
"We had to discontinue the aproach because we were in an uncomfortable position.....................ahhha........ehhhhhhh ............for......ahhhhh LANDING !
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Old 05-03-2008 | 07:43 PM
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"The Fasten Seatbeat Sign is off....feel free to relax, strectch, and enjoy the SPACIOUS Cabin aboard our CL-65 Aircraft"

I always get a few chuckles with that one
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Old 05-03-2008 | 07:44 PM
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Our gate is F-7. That's F, as in FAAAAAAAANTASTIC!
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Old 05-03-2008 | 07:50 PM
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lol this thread should be good
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Old 05-03-2008 | 07:51 PM
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I usually also just do mine so they're really cheesy, but my tone of voice fluctuates as much as a rollercoaster....radio announcer like.

If it's a trip with a new FA, I usually always get dinged cuz I was the FO who did the in range PA announcement
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Old 05-03-2008 | 07:54 PM
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whatever your announcement may be please, please, please remember to TURN THE PA OFF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/female-tr...-mic-on_1.html
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Old 05-03-2008 | 07:56 PM
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Haha well when I was brand new to the plane I know I made the "position and hold" announcements to the passengers once maybe twice....
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Old 05-03-2008 | 07:59 PM
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I flew with a guy that would say we have the best flight attendants, unfortunately, they're not working today.
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