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05-04-2008 | 07:09 PM
#32
Gets Weekends Off
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From: UAL Guppy CA
"Well folks for those of you on the right side of the aircraft you can see the grand canyon, and don't worry for you folks on the left side in about 30 seconds we are going to roll the airplane upside down so you can enjoy the view of the grand canyon also, we will be landing in Salt lake in about 25 minutes" that's always a fun one
"Well folks welcome aboard our flight to Austin, Austin Massachusetts," Usually at least one person per flight gets the suttle "Road Trip" the movie reference.
"Well folks welcome aboard our flight to Austin, Austin Massachusetts," Usually at least one person per flight gets the suttle "Road Trip" the movie reference.
05-04-2008 | 08:00 PM
#35
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: May 2007
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From: B-747-400/8
PED's
After going around due to ATC instruction...make a PA and say that you got a cockpit indication that somone had just turned on their cell phone, please point out this individual to the FA...there will be a lot of finger pointing going on HAHA.
05-04-2008 | 08:03 PM
#36
Chief Jeppesen Updater
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From: Executive Transport Driver
"Folks, welcome to (Insert southern city here)! Be sure to congratulate our FA- today is her last day with the airline- she's leaving to begin her career as a NASCAR driver. For those of you interested in racing, she'll be making an appearance next weekend at the Downtown Auto Zone. Be sure to ask her about it as you deplane!"
05-04-2008 | 08:09 PM
#37
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From: A320 CA
Coming up the hudson river into LGA:
Ladies and Gentleman, we have begun our final decent into NY Laguardia airport. For those of you on the right-hand side of the aircraft, you'll be able to enjoy a beutiful view of NYC. For those of you on the left side, you can view those on the right enjoying the view of NYC.
Ladies and Gentleman, we have begun our final decent into NY Laguardia airport. For those of you on the right-hand side of the aircraft, you'll be able to enjoy a beutiful view of NYC. For those of you on the left side, you can view those on the right enjoying the view of NYC.
05-04-2008 | 08:21 PM
#38
Line Holder
Joined: Jan 2007
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From: metal tube operator
When I know the flight is kinda empty, i usually tell the folks, "If you don't really care about the person you're seated next to, now it's time to change your seat before we leave the gate." Usually get a few chuckles from the old couples.
05-05-2008 | 05:40 AM
#40
Am I Wrong??????????
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From: ThE jEtTtTtTtT
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