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From: EMB135BJ SIC
On the majors, sometimes when running late, they get the printout with individual city gates for connections..... When reading them off, throwing in a random one is fun.....
"Boston, gate XXX.... Chicago, gate XXX.... metropolis, gate XXX.... minneapolis, gate XXX...... Gotham city, gate XXX"
#12
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From: EMB135BJ SIC
You'll also hear some good ones during SWA Passenger briefings....
(when talking about the oxygen system)
If you are sitting next to a child or someone just someone acting like one, put your mask on first.......
If you are making a connection to another airline, frankly we don't care.
(when talking about the oxygen system)
If you are sitting next to a child or someone just someone acting like one, put your mask on first.......
If you are making a connection to another airline, frankly we don't care.
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From: B-73N FO
"The seat belt sign is coming off, we just have a couple of favors to ask....
1. Please keep your seatbelt fastened when in your seat
2. Please keep the ailes as free as possible to help the flight attendants out.
3. Please keep your arms and legs inside the aircraft at all times.
1. Please keep your seatbelt fastened when in your seat
2. Please keep the ailes as free as possible to help the flight attendants out.
3. Please keep your arms and legs inside the aircraft at all times.
#17
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From: 737
Sometimes for my predeparture announcement in I'll say, welcome aboard this flight to Cancun......oh I mean, Boston....
Its funny when you know its snowing like crazy there, in the middle of winter. Or if you're going south, mention someplace really cold, and see how many dings the FA gets from PAX
Its funny when you know its snowing like crazy there, in the middle of winter. Or if you're going south, mention someplace really cold, and see how many dings the FA gets from PAX

#20
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 31,000 feet and expect a smooth ride so the seat belt sign is coming off. Our route of flight will take us over RIKLE, Dryer, Jet-29, Jamestown, Jet-70, Wilkes-Barre, and past LENDY. Enjoy the flight.
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