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Old 05-04-2008 | 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Flyboy8784
"The Fasten Seatbeat Sign is off....feel free to relax, strectch, and enjoy the SPACIOUS Cabin aboard our CL-65 Aircraft"

I always get a few chuckles with that one
Used quite a few times on the EMB145 as well..... thats a good, quick one.

On the majors, sometimes when running late, they get the printout with individual city gates for connections..... When reading them off, throwing in a random one is fun.....

"Boston, gate XXX.... Chicago, gate XXX.... metropolis, gate XXX.... minneapolis, gate XXX...... Gotham city, gate XXX"
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Old 05-04-2008 | 04:38 AM
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You'll also hear some good ones during SWA Passenger briefings....

(when talking about the oxygen system)
If you are sitting next to a child or someone just someone acting like one, put your mask on first.......

If you are making a connection to another airline, frankly we don't care.
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Old 05-04-2008 | 06:20 AM
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"We hope you enjoyed 'giving us the business' as much as we enjoyed 'taking you for a ride."
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Old 05-04-2008 | 06:42 AM
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I gotta write some of those down! Too funny.
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Old 05-04-2008 | 06:49 AM
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"The seat belt sign is coming off, we just have a couple of favors to ask....
1. Please keep your seatbelt fastened when in your seat
2. Please keep the ailes as free as possible to help the flight attendants out.
3. Please keep your arms and legs inside the aircraft at all times.
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Old 05-04-2008 | 07:21 AM
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I like the one: "ladies and gentlemen current conditions in Dallas are 75 degrees, light winds, and broken clouds. We will try to have those clouds fixed before we get there".
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Old 05-04-2008 | 07:24 AM
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Sometimes for my predeparture announcement in I'll say, welcome aboard this flight to Cancun......oh I mean, Boston....

Its funny when you know its snowing like crazy there, in the middle of winter. Or if you're going south, mention someplace really cold, and see how many dings the FA gets from PAX
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Old 05-04-2008 | 07:25 AM
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after telling the FA to be seated for depature i forgot to take my finger off the button and announced over the pa 'cabin ready taxi check complete'
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Old 05-04-2008 | 07:25 AM
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Sorry, wrong thread.

Last edited by flycrj200; 05-04-2008 at 07:28 AM. Reason: Wrong Thread
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Old 05-04-2008 | 07:37 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 31,000 feet and expect a smooth ride so the seat belt sign is coming off. Our route of flight will take us over RIKLE, Dryer, Jet-29, Jamestown, Jet-70, Wilkes-Barre, and past LENDY. Enjoy the flight.
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