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Old 05-06-2008 | 09:57 AM
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While sitting in the jumpseat on a CAL flight at the gate in IAH:
Some type of tape on the vert stab was pealing off, so we were waiting for MX to come out.

"Folks, it'll be just a few minutes as we wait for maintenance to come out and take a look and some tape thats come loose from the airplane, but dont worry, its just there until the glue dries."
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Old 05-06-2008 | 10:02 AM
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Yesterday I got my captain to do the bingo game PA. After he makes the PA he tells the passengers we're gonna play a game of bingo, and if they didn't get their bingo card just hit your flight attendant call button. Then he called off bingo numbers for about 5 minutes, we kept hearing ding's in the back about every 5 seconds or so. My stomach hurt I was laughing so hard. The flight attendant called up later and said people were actually getting mad because they didn't have their bingo cards!
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Old 05-06-2008 | 10:24 AM
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Heard this one on SWA, "above your head are two buttons, pushing the one with the light on it will turn on your light, pushing the one with the flight attendant on it does not neccesarily turn on the flight attendant."
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Old 05-06-2008 | 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dude Abides
Yesterday I got my captain to do the bingo game PA. After he makes the PA he tells the passengers we're gonna play a game of bingo, and if they didn't get their bingo card just hit your flight attendant call button. Then he called off bingo numbers for about 5 minutes, we kept hearing ding's in the back about every 5 seconds or so. My stomach hurt I was laughing so hard. The flight attendant called up later and said people were actually getting mad because they didn't have their bingo cards!
That is just so wrong... but hilarious!!
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Old 05-06-2008 | 08:42 PM
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when your captain is making cabin announcements tell him to say car ramrod. then write it down.
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Old 05-06-2008 | 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mossy
when your captain is making cabin announcements tell him to say car ramrod. then write it down.
I dont get it?

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Old 05-06-2008 | 09:00 PM
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"The Fasten Seatbeat Sign is off....feel free to get up, strectch your legs, go upstairs to the gift shop and buy something nice for the kids..."

That one usually gets'em good on the 'ol SAAB...
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Old 05-06-2008 | 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ERJ135
Try this and see what the pax say after what just happened

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3HOd...eature=related
...thank you my friend...thank you...I needed that after the day I had...
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Old 05-07-2008 | 12:49 AM
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i've played the meaw game on the pa, also had a captain introduce me as 'your very single and very disease free first officer'
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Old 05-07-2008 | 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by ksatflyer


I dont get it?

Go see Super Troopers then we'll talk.
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