My Funniest Deadhead!!! Whats yours???
07-18-2008 | 06:56 PM
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My favorite was two non-revs making it to the mile high club then taking a smoke afterwards, in the aft lav. I wasn't deadheading on the connection carrier, I was on mainline. Heard and smelled everything. The F/As were ****ed. When being confronted about it, numb nuts threatens the head F/A.
On the ground, numb nuts tries to sneak off with the rest of the pax despite being instructed to remain in place. Them Feds can move when they're ****ed and itching for action (an earlier flight had diverted into the airport thus FBI was already there). Sheer entertainment!
On the ground, numb nuts tries to sneak off with the rest of the pax despite being instructed to remain in place. Them Feds can move when they're ****ed and itching for action (an earlier flight had diverted into the airport thus FBI was already there). Sheer entertainment!
07-18-2008 | 08:23 PM
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From: the correct seat
Anyways, he said, "if you ever need to take a $h1t make sure you hold on to your di<k. Because one time i let it lay the bowl. Not before long i started having a burning sensation along with some discharge. So i went to the doctor and the doc said i had the equivalent to a womans yeast infection."
Explain THAT to your wife
07-19-2008 | 01:10 PM
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There was a skyway 1900D flight from MKE to STL and after about 30 mins into the flight (1.5hr flight total length) a female passenger walked up front and crapped right next to the cabin door, then covered it with a magazine. Pilots didn't know until shutdown.
07-19-2008 | 04:28 PM
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They were just glad for the magazine.
07-20-2008 | 07:15 AM
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From: Southwest FO
We had a male FA who was definitely not heterosexual, if you get my drift. He really, really did not like having to serve coffee to the pilots. Anyway, we had a LEO onboard and he failed to inform the captain. The captain chewed some butt at the end of the leg when he found out. The FA went into his freaked-out sister routine (head bobbing, hand waving, etc). When he'd finished his tirade, I asked "Is it a bad time to ask for a refill on my coffee?" Needless to say, he stormed off the airplane. I didn't get my refill.
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07-20-2008 | 08:34 PM
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What kind of manfool would let his gear hang down and touch ANYTHING in, around, or near a public toilet?
Are you sure he didn't get it from some nasty wildbush Pinnacle treehugger F/A and later convinced himself he got it from a dirty toilet?
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