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09-15-2008 | 10:14 PM

#11

TurboFan

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From: A320 FO

Just call them officer like I've been doing. Makes me laugh.

"No officer, I didn't realize I had that toothpaste in there. I'm sorry."

09-15-2008 | 10:19 PM

#12

floridaCFII

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From: 135 FO

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Originally Posted by TurboFan

Yeah, bro... Totally. And 9/11 was masterminded by the U.S. Government using top secret laser guided bombs shaped like airplanes.

The truth is out there!

Nothing like getting your AA degree with a 2.0 GPA to make you believe in the 9/11 "Truth" movement

09-16-2008 | 02:48 AM

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Speedbird172

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From: B6 CA

Gotta love the name tags with the title "officer", as if the badge wasn't enough to give these complete idiots big heads.

09-16-2008 | 02:53 AM

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145Driver

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From: E145 Gear Swinger

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Originally Posted by daniel0265

Anyone know where on TSA's website can you find the regs for CREW members? Figured I will print out the part about CREW members and leave it in my rollerboard.

We're not allowed to know the rules. They're on magical paper that they can pull out and look at themselves when they need to, then make them disappear again.

Seriously, I've asked this question before as well, and if these rules do exist, can someone tell us where to find them?

09-16-2008 | 03:40 AM

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ExperimentalAB

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Okay...so before I have to go and ask them myself (which I will!), I heard that the TSA agents cannot even take the badge home - that they have to sign it in and out at every shift. Any thruth to this? Reminds me of that incident at the Cubs game - did the drunken agent actually whip out a badge?

09-16-2008 | 05:31 AM

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bne744

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From: CRJ

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Originally Posted by ExperimentalAB

Makes sense to me, I could imagine them driving home from work, driving a little fast and getting them pulled over by a cop, and then whipping out their "badge" and showing it to the cop trying to get outta the ticket....

09-16-2008 | 05:38 AM

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CRJDriver

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From: Some Hotel

I saw a TSA guy shopping at Wal-Mart wearing his new, blue uniform. I'm not kidding....

09-16-2008 | 05:53 AM

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UnlimitedAkro

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From: Sit down comedian.

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Originally Posted by normajean21

there is no such thing as terrorism. its a heightened security for a false threat.

You have obviously been dropped on your head a few too many times. Take a piece of advice, you have the right to have extreme views, but in in the unlikely event you actually make it to this industry you better watch what you say.

09-16-2008 | 06:01 AM

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dn_wisconsin

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From: A320 Captain

you know what i used to do that really got them upset. the night before a trip i'd make soup to take along. well i froze it in an average container (alot bigger than 3oz) and would take it with me. every time i went through security they tried to take it from me and i made it a point that is wasn't a liquid or a gel. after a few times talking with the supervisor he kindly asked me to stop, so now i make sure i'm in uniform everytime i go through with it.