Originally Posted by Browntail
There should be a graduated scale used with minorities requiring more time due to the proven fact that they are less proficient and are harder to train.

5K for white males
7.5K for other males
10K for females


**He Has To Be A Real Jackass. Please Tell Me You Were Joking Browntail. That's The Dumbest Sh*T Ive Ever Learned. And You Think People Would Learn & Be Different In The 21st Century***
DUMBASS

 

For entertainment purposes people used to watch the Gong Show, Jerry Springer (some still do), Laugh-in, Hee Haw and a host of other silly stuff. All arguably a waste of time and useless in nature but somewhat entertaining without having to think much about what you were watching. In the spirit of continuing this tradition, I vote to keep Browntail, SkyHigh and Ryane946 as welcome members. Where would the world be without Junior Samples, Colonel Klink or Larry, Moe and Curly?

 

I have always said we should keep Browntail on here purely for entertainment purposes. On days when I get grief from judges and clients, I come here to find comic relief. And it brings tears to my eyes to see so many of you trying to out-do Browntail. I mean, as if you can knock the Master off his throne! And you have to admit, he's pretty funny sometimes. I noticed that in the voting portion of this thread, he voted to keep himself in. Now that is cute.

Whenever I think of Browntail and those of you trying to emulate him, one word comes to mind - masochism. The dictionary gives the following definition of the word.

noun
1)The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2)The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3)A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.

You guys are doing him a favor by beating him up.

 

Don't be afraid to let your anger go Browntail! You have been carrying that cross too long. It's not your fault your mother can't determine your paternity and she can't remember who your father might be. I understand Dr. Phil has an upcoming episode on this subject in his new season

I'm guessing you have a problem in the bedroom; here is a link that might help www.viagra.com/index.asp

Please, stop giving hermorphidites a bad name! It appears your pathology is deeper than I was able to imagine.

 

Can i change my vote?
Screw bt.

 

Well it is interesting that you have grouped me with these other people. Refer to my post on page 3 at the bottom.

I don't think Calcapt is saying I do not contribute to this forum. I think he just has opposing points of view from me, and therefore finds that annoying.
I am Ted Kennedy, and you are a conservative.
Or I am Tom Delay, and you are a liberal.
Doesn't mean I am wrong, it just means I have a different point of view.

 

You obviously have a few more tools in your shed than some here, but you are right in that I find your positions on many issues annoying. In your favor, I feel the same way about the way my wife thinks. We started off a little rough with me labeling you a United lover at all costs. All airlines have their issues and you seemed to be fixated on the United can do no wrong theory. I have forgiven you for that and now stand ready to debate other more pertinent issues like Ted Kennedy and Tom Delay would. I am more a Bill O'Reilly type but whatever. I like your passion and contributions and will promise to respect albeit not always agree with your non sensible view on upcoming topics. I guess that makes us friends again?

 

I think you could probably apply definitions 2 and 3 to your average regional "airline" pilot as well.

Definitely number 3 though.

 

Haha. Do you know that Bill O'Reilly is one of my two favorite people. Him and Jay Leno are the two people I agree most with in life.

Well I am glad that you accept me as a contributer to this board. I feel that grouping me with browntail is not right. He does not contribute anything!

 

Ryane is a Bill Oreilly fan, so he's gotta be cool in my book.