Then asks if you know her exhusband (been there, done that)

The appropriate response:


Which one ? Your first, second or third husband ...

you find yourself sitting in the First Class lounge at CDG waiting to dead head, when you are approached by a stranger who questions your appearance (you are wearing your best blue jeans and sunday-church white tennis shoes afterall). You decide the best course of action to is mouth off to said stranger; who then introduces himself as your Chief Pilot.

His first offense was wearing his ID in the first class lounge! That alone is enough to question his thought process, yet you know how the saying goes "better to keep your mouth shut and make them wonder if your are stupid than to open it and confirm it".

You just woke up completely naked with no recollection of what happened last night..........

you realize there is no decent mexican food north of OKC.

That doesn't make you a freight dog ... just sayin !

your company has procedures for cleaning pig blood or bull semen and for landing with the tail stand still installed.

....you instinctively reach for number 2 if the nose starts to rise.

Your engineer wears those vecro strap-instead-of-laces type black shoes...