Be sure to study the Kobayashi Maru scenario before your interview.

And don't stop for food or gas anywhere near the airport after dark.

For the wannabees and poolies out there ... this is NOT A JOKE! The window of my truck was broken while I was eating breakfast at McDonalds (in the daytime!). My stuff ... well, I never saw it again?

The Memphis Police weren't much help (or even very concerned).

If you're lucky enough to get a job here, you'll want a reliable "airport car." There are neighborhoods around the airport that you DO NOT want to be stranded in after dark.

BM is the only person to ever beat the computer. Just ask him.

Fixed it for You..

What Tie color would be good for a interview with FedEx?? The Purple Promise or Red??? Please only seriouse responses!!

Any color but brown.......

No love. Purple or Red!

FedEx doesn't care about the color of your tie...they want to hire pilots that can fly crew airplanes around the globe without ****ing off the folks your sitting beside.

But...I'd go with red!

I can't wait to fly with the guy who asks what color tie to wear to an airline interview.... See what happens when we are on the tail end of the hiring boom? We get guys like THIS!

But, as long as he stays in menswear during a BHM layover, I'm good.