Why bother. You guys are a bunch of idiots. Like politicians, we'll get the contract we deserve. It won't be much.

OK, this is funny.

The answer, of course, is that the new hires still on probation should wear the red shirts.

Once you are off successfully off probation, you no longer have to wear the red shirt.

Anyone named Scotty!

I think I just figured out why negotiations have taken so long. The company got iPads so that we wouldn't have anyplace to put ALPA contract stickers. No flight bag = no stickers = no contract. Brilliant bastards!

Pipe

Quite frankly, I don't think that it ... we could still baffle them with bag tags and lanyards!*?