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Old 02-23-2018 | 09:43 AM
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You are talking about God's fighter jet. How dare you?
Them boys at Alaska may fly the same airplane, but no way they can do it as good as we can.
We will be flying sorties in and out of Hickam...I mean HNL so fast it will make their head spin. Once we go oceanic we can just take a shortcut and bump the speed up a little and we should be fine! ETOPS, SCHMETOPS.
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Old 02-23-2018 | 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by e6bpilot
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Nobody is going to do Hawaii like Southwest. Our training center is hard at work right now finding new routes to get the 737 there and searching out the sleaziest gates at HNL to park our airplanes at.
SWA Hawaii is going to be “industry leading”, just you watch! We took all those lessons learned and best practices from the legacy boys and put them in the stalls in Dallas for toilet paper. Then we hired a handful of F-16 guys who have never flown there and told them to approach this Hawaii thing like you are going to the moon. The result is going to bankrupt every other carrier and cause HAL to sell out to us for pennies on the dollar.


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Old 02-23-2018 | 09:53 AM
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LMAO. Spot on! Don’t stop. Only hilarious because it’s so true.
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Old 02-23-2018 | 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by e6bpilot
Beaver,
Nobody is going to do Hawaii like Southwest. Our training center is hard at work right now finding new routes to get the 737 there and searching out the sleaziest gates at HNL to park our airplanes at.
SWA Hawaii is going to be “industry leading”, just you watch! We took all those lessons learned and best practices from the legacy boys and put them in the stalls in Dallas for toilet paper. Then we hired a handful of F-16 guys who have never flown there and told them to approach this Hawaii thing like you are going to the moon. The result is going to bankrupt every other carrier and cause HAL to sell out to us for pennies on the dollar.


LMAO!!

Though there is some hope. From what I hear, there are several former Aloha and ATA guys involved in setting this thing up as well.
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Old 02-23-2018 | 11:55 AM
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This thread deserves a throwback to the finest PA announcement ever delivered. His name is Hollywood and he will be succinct.

https://youtu.be/kQFeZRNNL6U


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Old 02-23-2018 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ZapBrannigan
This thread deserves a throwback to the finest PA announcement ever delivered. His name is Hollywood and he will be succinct.

https://youtu.be/kQFeZRNNL6U


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This. Is. GOLD! Why didn't we hire him?
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Old 02-23-2018 | 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by T28driver
...god I hate the word Sortie. Almost as much as I hate it when foreign guys say “sector”.
I feel the same about “Despatch vs Dispatch “
Serinaty now!!
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Old 02-24-2018 | 08:03 AM
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Or call YO-llegiant. They ran ETOPS (Engines-Turn-Or-Pax-Swim) on a shoestring.

Didn't go well.
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Old 02-24-2018 | 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Beaver Hunter
I feel the same about “Despatch vs Dispatch “
Serinaty now!!
Serenity Now!!

What is despatch.....never heard that before. Or is your misspelling used to call out someone else's misspelling?
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Old 02-24-2018 | 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by full of luv
Serenity Now!!

What is despatch.....never heard that before. Or is your misspelling used to call out someone else's misspelling?
Just be thankful you haven't.
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