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Old 04-20-2020 | 07:04 PM
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN22301Z
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Old 04-20-2020 | 07:16 PM
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Today I’ve elected to under go a reverse Michael Jackson color change with an add on gender reassignment surgery. If all goes well, I’ll lobby Biden to pick me as his running mate. If I win, well, I won’t have to worry about open time anymore. My wife tells me this won’t work since Biden is picking Michelle Obama.
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Old 04-20-2020 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Halon1211
but most of all expecting a tip even if your extremely late.
OMG like how many times I got to hit you with a, "it's you're." lol
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Old 04-21-2020 | 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by OpentimeVirus
Today I’ve elected to under go a reverse Michael Jackson color change with an add on gender reassignment surgery. If all goes well, I’ll lobby Biden to pick me as his running mate. If I win, well, I won’t have to worry about open time anymore. My wife tells me this won’t work since Biden is picking Michelle Obama.
Joe and MO? Hahahaha!
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Old 04-21-2020 | 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by putzin
Joe and MO? Hahahaha!
I wonder if MO is gonna rub his leg hair ?
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Old 04-21-2020 | 09:24 PM
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If furloughed I'm taking out 100k penalty free 401k money and having the time of my life. Hookers and blow, not thinking about getting another job. Being able to smoke some green, kinda just going to suck off the system like a Democrat.
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Old 04-22-2020 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by YourMom
If furloughed I'm taking out 100k penalty free 401k money and having the time of my life. Hookers and blow, not thinking about getting another job. Being able to smoke some green, kinda just going to suck off the system like a Democrat.
https://wallethub.com/edu/states-mos...vernment/2700/
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Old 04-22-2020 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by YourMom
If furloughed I'm taking out 100k penalty free 401k money and having the time of my life. Hookers and blow, not thinking about getting another job. Being able to smoke some green, kinda just going to suck off the system like a Democrat.
Sounds like your ready to party with the ALMOST-Florida Governor Democrat:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/pol...241165641.html

Nothing like police walking in on your gay 3 way orgy with alcohol and meth in the room! Now that's a party!
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Old 05-03-2020 | 08:56 AM
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I am going to start replying to those emails that notify me that I have just inherited 600 million dollars and they just need my banking info. All I need is one to come through.
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